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It was about 8 years ago that I worked as an intern for Nintendickelodeon studios. I was always entranced by this one closet in the backroom that contained lost episodes. I asked my manager if I could check it out, and he said no. But I took his spare key when he wasn't looking, and went in the closet.
 
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Stunned by the inappropriate violence, I paused and returned to Pokemon: I walked north and to talked to one of the people walking around. He said "Pay attention to what you're doing" Could the game be noticing what I'm doing in real life? What sheer popcockery! Another townsperson named Ben told me "You shouldn't have done that."
 
I walked around a little more and saw a bunch of pokemon walked around on their own. I talked to them and they said "YOU ABAND NOD US. WE HAET YOU. WE WILL SEND SQUIRTWADS TO RAPECUM ON YOU"
 
And to my horror, the Spongebob episode started playing on it's own! And sure enough, Squidward was standing there, staring at the screen! Except he looked a bit different, he had a very firghtening face and he was wearing a woman's dress.
 
He bellowed in a demonic voice; "I AM SQUIRTWADS AND IM GONNA TO RAPECUM ON YOU"
 
And instantly he tore his way through the television and into my room, and he bent me over the couch and rapedcummed my tender virgin anus with his massive, hyper-realistic squid cock.
 
And that's why you should never stand up in a canoe.
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