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'''NOTE: THIS IS A STORY FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF 4CHAN. THOU [[File:50_layers_of_onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]]HATH BEEN WARNED'''


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> I was only nine years old


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>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a freak

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to my room
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I call him a twat

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me

>It's Shrek
> I fell something touch me
>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> It's Shrek
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready
> I am so happy
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

>He penetrates my butthole
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I push against his force

>I want to please Shrek
> I'm ready
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

>Shrek leaves through my window
> He penetrates my butthole
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

</poem>
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
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> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
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> I push against his force
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> I want to please Shrek
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> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

> Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Latest revision as of 03:18, 30 December 2022

  NSFW WARNING

This page is not safe for work or school. The content of this story is not suitable for some audiences, and may be inappropriate to view in some situations.
...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

Where the story came from

>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a freak
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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