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[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]] |
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I was nineteen years old |
>I was only nineteen years old |
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>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise |
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>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given |
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>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" |
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>My dad hears me and calls me a freak |
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>I called him a cunt |
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>He slaps me and sends me to my room |
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>I feel a warmth moving towards me |
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>I fell something touch me |
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I handed him a box of cumquats |
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>I am so happy |
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> He slapped me and took me to my room |
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>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" |
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>I'm ready |
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>He penetrates my butthole |
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>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek |
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I felt warm in my direction |
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>I push against his force |
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I touch my penis firmly |
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>My dad walks in |
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>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" |
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> Happy |
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>Shrek leaves through my window |
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He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker" |
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> Ready for enlightenment |
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He urged me butthole pumping |
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> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not |
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I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets |
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> Dad faps onto mums corpse |
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> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent" |
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> Shrek put his dick in the cat |
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> Shrek is love |
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> Shrek is bae |
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Latest revision as of 03:18, 30 December 2022
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>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a freak
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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