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'''NOTE: THIS IS A STORY FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF 4CHAN. THOU [[File:50_layers_of_onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]]HATH BEEN WARNED''' |
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>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise |
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>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given |
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given |
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>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" |
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>I feel a warmth moving towards me |
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Latest revision as of 03:18, 30 December 2022
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>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a freak
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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