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I was nineteen years old
>I was only nine years old


> I used to love so much Shrek, I was autistic
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise


> Shrek praying every night, praising my vagina
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given


"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae '
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"


> My father heard me and called me fagot
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot


He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek


I handed him a box of cumquats
>I called him a cunt


> He slapped me and took me to my room
>He slaps me and sends me to my room


> I'm crying now, because my face hurt
>I am crying now, because my face hurts


> My bed, and very cold
>I go into my bed and it is very cold


>I feel a warmth moving towards me
I felt warm in my direction


>I fell something touch me
I touch my penis firmly


This Shrek
>It's Shrek


>I am so happy
> Happy


He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker"
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"


He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees


>I'm ready
> Ready for enlightenment


> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek


He urged me butthole pumping
>He penetrates my butthole


> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not?!!?!?!?!
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek


I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water


I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>I push against his force


> I want to please Shrek
>I want to please Shrek


He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love


>My dad walks in
> Dad faps onto mums corpse


> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent"
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"


> Shrek put his dick in the cat
>Shrek leaves through my window


> Shrek is love
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

> Shrek is bae
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Revision as of 11:25, 20 January 2016

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Where the story came from

>I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to my room

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

>I fell something touch me

>It's Shrek

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

>He penetrates my butthole

>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Shrek

>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

>Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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