The Tale of Shrek

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I was nineteen years old

> I used to love so much Shrek, I was autistic

> Shrek praying every night, praising my vagina

"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae '

> My father heard me and called me fagot

He obviously envious of my commitment Shrek

I handed him a box of cumquats

> He slapped me and took me to my room

> I'm crying now, because my face hurt

> My bed, and very cold

I felt warm in my direction

I touch my penis firmly

This Shrek

> Happy

He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker"

He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees

> Ready for enlightenment

> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner

He urged me butthole pumping

> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not?!!?!?!?!

I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water

I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets

> I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love

> Dad faps onto mums corpse

> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent"

> Shrek put his dick in the cat

> Shrek is love

> Shrek is bae