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<poem>Come here kiddo, listen, or don’t.
<poem>Come here kiddo, listen, or don't.
I don’t much like to gloat.
I don't much like to gloat.
But I’ve done great things you see.
But I've done great things you see.
I’ve freed many people, many, but he.
I've freed many people, many, but he.
It was he you see, the one I wanted to be.
It was he you see, the one I wanted to be.


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I walked through town, people watched and stared
I walked through town, people watched and stared
Police sirens, oh heavens they blared.
Police sirens, oh heavens they blared.
They took me in chains, I stomped, and I screamed “It’s just not fair!
They took me in chains, I stomped, and I screamed "It's just not fair!"


It was in the home you see, I did many great deeds.
It was in the home you see, I did many great deeds.
I became not one, not two, but three!
I became not one, not two, but three!
The men called it: “A homicidal case of MPD.
The men called it: "A homicidal case of MPD."
I was never quite sure who I wanted to be.
I was never quite sure who I wanted to be.
Surely, no one there, so I had to run, I had to flee.
Surely, no one there, so I had to run, I had to flee.
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I found ecstasy in each new appearance I found
I found ecstasy in each new appearance I found
I was free, no face for me to be bound!
I was free, no face for me to be bound!
I could literally be “who I wanted to be.
I could literally be "who I wanted to be."
The shudders of others made me giggle with glee.
The shudders of others made me giggle with glee.


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My compassion for the ones around me has been marginally lowed.
My compassion for the ones around me has been marginally lowed.
My name is Mike, but fear not friend! No need to hide.
My name is Mike, but fear not friend! No need to hide.
No need to hide, until you’ve died.
No need to hide, until you've died.


Young one, when you sleep tonight.
Young one, when you sleep tonight.
Keep your mind clear of fright.
Keep your mind clear of fright.
I’ll slide through your window, silent as a mouse.
I'll slide through your window, silent as a mouse.
Or, maybe I’ll enter through the front door of your large or small house!
Or, maybe I'll enter through the front door of your large or small house!


One thing is certain, upon your face, my knife will rest.
One thing is certain, upon your face, my knife will rest.
I’ll be clean, I’ll do my best!
I'll be clean, I'll do my best!
But, either way I’ll wear you like my mask.
But, either way I'll wear you like my mask.
And continue on with this daunting task.
And continue on with this daunting task.


Maybe one day I’ll figure out how I want to look.
Maybe one day I'll figure out how I want to look.
You think you are safe, but I’m afraid your fate, you have mistook.
You think you are safe, but I'm afraid your fate, you have mistook.
I believe that you are the new face I’ve found.
I believe that you are the new face I've found.
So whatever you do, do not, turn around.
So whatever you do, do not, turn around.
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</poem>
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Latest revision as of 23:12, 22 August 2023

Come here kiddo, listen, or don't.
I don't much like to gloat.
But I've done great things you see.
I've freed many people, many, but he.
It was he you see, the one I wanted to be.

A knife was all it took; I snatched his face like a naughty little crook!
I walked through town, people watched and stared
Police sirens, oh heavens they blared.
They took me in chains, I stomped, and I screamed "It's just not fair!"

It was in the home you see, I did many great deeds.
I became not one, not two, but three!
The men called it: "A homicidal case of MPD."
I was never quite sure who I wanted to be.
Surely, no one there, so I had to run, I had to flee.

I wandered the streets, hungering for more.
My luxurious lust was more than my family could afford.
So I was abandoned, left only to the company of my own.
My animalistic senses, I was forced to hone

I found ecstasy in each new appearance I found
I was free, no face for me to be bound!
I could literally be "who I wanted to be."
The shudders of others made me giggle with glee.

No longer, am I to be controlled.
My compassion for the ones around me has been marginally lowed.
My name is Mike, but fear not friend! No need to hide.
No need to hide, until you've died.

Young one, when you sleep tonight.
Keep your mind clear of fright.
I'll slide through your window, silent as a mouse.
Or, maybe I'll enter through the front door of your large or small house!

One thing is certain, upon your face, my knife will rest.
I'll be clean, I'll do my best!
But, either way I'll wear you like my mask.
And continue on with this daunting task.

Maybe one day I'll figure out how I want to look.
You think you are safe, but I'm afraid your fate, you have mistook.
I believe that you are the new face I've found.
So whatever you do, do not, turn around.



Credited to JesseDarby

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