The Truth of Fez II

Fez II was actually finished. It was never released and it was lied that it was cancelled. Phil Fish left because this was going to be his final game he made, but he actually cancelled the release date. He usually had other work then Fez, so that's why he couldn't finish. But, he then finished Fez II in about 40 days. This was due to the fact that he used the original Fez's engine, Pixles, and used the original game's elements. The game was not released at all, due to that Microsoft and the ESRB could not accept the game. He then lied by saying that the project was cancelled. Most people believe it was his rage in Twitter about Outraged Gamer's opinion of the indie game development team, which was involved with Fish himself.

I have recently met up with Fish himself, and told him about Fez II. He just stood there, not answering. He then gave me an SD card. "This contains the beta and final build of FEZ II. I can't keep it anymore." He said. I told him thanks. He then said "Never mention about FEZ II or video games ever again." I shook my head.

After my hangout with Fish, I went home and put my SD Card into the computer. The file just said FEZ2.exe, the icon showing Gomez with bloodshot eyes. There was suppose to be backup files which were suppose to play the full game on the window, like you would expect in TF2 or Call of Duty, but it only has just the .EXE file only. Strange...

I started up the game, and it just started off on the start screen only. I would expected the Polygon logo or some other bullshit, but It just started up with the start screen. How the hell does that work? It tells me to press Enter. I do, and It doesn't take me to the selection screen. It takes me to the game. Again, how the hell does that work?

The place just shows a regular background with Gomez standing there. The controls are the same as the first FEZ. I go press the rotate key, and a sign appears. I press the Sign key and the sign says "WE DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE, GOMEZ." I press the key again and the sign then says "DIE." A cutscene came in, showing Gomez holding a knife. He said "I never liked this, I never knew what happened." He then stabbed himself, ending the video game.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?! ALL YOU DO IS READ A SIGN AND THEN KILL YOURSELF! THIS ISN'T A GAME! THIS IS TOTAL GAR-BITCH! THIS IS WORSE THEN DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE! THIS MAKES ME WANNA ROT MY EYES OUT! WHAT THE ASS?!?!?!?!

Whoops, I almost gave out my real me. Oh well. Oh, and there is no music. The game just plain fucking sucks. I can't stand it. This isn't even a creepypasta. That's it, I'm throwing myself off the window.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

splat. 

THE END, BUT WHO WUZ FONE?

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