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so like i am a relly cool giy that dancs and stuff and you r not go ing to beeleeve this but i saw a guy and he looked maaaaaaaaaad to i gave him a hugf then a eated me and im now in his tummy posting this (yes i brought my cp to hiz tummy) i tink im go ing to die now, OH NOES HE EETED A NOTHER GUY AHHHHHHHHHHH THE GUY FELL ON MY LAPTOp AND BROKE It AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH waet haouw am i nmaking dis nouiw oh well, OH NO IM BEE ING POOPEDEDEDEDED OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ew im an a toylet and i beeing fluched now a im in a weard dementin and theres demenon things everywere i runing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i woke up in my house oh pewh it was a dreem ah poop i was dreeming, so i got a wafle but insteed of me eeting the wafle aai got eeted by da waffle ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and now im ded, i am posting this with a broken laptop covered with poop in heaven the end. |
so like i am a relly cool giy that dancs and stuff and you r not go ing to beeleeve this but i saw a guy and he looked maaaaaaaaaad to i gave him a hugf then a eated me and im now in his tummy posting this (yes i brought my cp to hiz tummy) i tink im go ing to die now, OH NOES HE EETED A NOTHER GUY AHHHHHHHHHHH THE GUY FELL ON MY LAPTOp AND BROKE It AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH waet haouw am i nmaking dis nouiw oh well, OH NO IM BEE ING POOPEDEDEDEDED OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ew im an a toylet and i beeing fluched now a im in a weard dementin and theres demenon things everywere i runing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i woke up in my house oh pewh it was a dreem ah poop i was dreeming, so i got a wafle but insteed of me eeting the wafle aai got eeted by da waffle ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and now im ded, i am posting this with a broken laptop covered with poop in heaven the end. |
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Note: As having a degree in Idiotoligy, Me, Dr. Guest, am going to translate this into english. |
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Translation: So, like I am a really cool guy that dances and stuff and you are not going to believe this but I saw a guy and he looked mad too, and I gave him a hug for no reason and then he ate me and I'm now in his guts posting this (Yes I brought my Computer to his Stomach) I think I'm going to die now, and OH NO he ate another guy! THE GUY FELL ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT! What how am I making this now? Oh well. OH NO I'M BEING POOPED OUT! Ew, I'm in a toilet and I'm being flushed. Now I'm in a weird demention and theres demon things everywhere! I'm running! And then I woke up in my house. Oh phew, it was a dream. So I get myself some breakfast, but instead of my waffle being eaten, I got eaten by the waffle even though that's not logicaly possible in any way. And look, I did from being inlogically eaten by the waffle who doesn't even have a mouth or digestive system. I am now posting this with a broken laptop in heaven, although I should be in Hell for making such a horrible creepy pasta. |
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Latest revision as of 14:43, 30 May 2023
Notice: This story is tagged with the "Unfunny" category. The only reason it's still up on this site is because the admins are keeping it as an example of how not to write a trollpasta; in any other case we would have deleted it. Don't write stories like this, folks.
so like i am a relly cool giy that dancs and stuff and you r not go ing to beeleeve this but i saw a guy and he looked maaaaaaaaaad to i gave him a hugf then a eated me and im now in his tummy posting this (yes i brought my cp to hiz tummy) i tink im go ing to die now, OH NOES HE EETED A NOTHER GUY AHHHHHHHHHHH THE GUY FELL ON MY LAPTOp AND BROKE It AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH waet haouw am i nmaking dis nouiw oh well, OH NO IM BEE ING POOPEDEDEDEDED OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT ew im an a toylet and i beeing fluched now a im in a weard dementin and theres demenon things everywere i runing AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then i woke up in my house oh pewh it was a dreem ah poop i was dreeming, so i got a wafle but insteed of me eeting the wafle aai got eeted by da waffle ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and now im ded, i am posting this with a broken laptop covered with poop in heaven the end.
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