The day my dad kicked me out of the house and I was forced to go outside for more than 5 minutes and it was horrible: Difference between revisions
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On a very sunny June afternoon, I was sitting in my house watching a bunch of hentai when my dad comes in and starts yelling at me for some reason. He said that I'm a lazy piece of shit who needs to get outside for more than 2 minutes at a time and that he wishes his son was athletic and not a retarded weeaboo who jacks off to anime girls (even though he's just a fat piece of shit that gets welfare and masturbates all day, the fatass still told me to go outside even though I'm 97% positive that he hasn't been outside for more than 10 minutes at a time in his entire life). He kicked me out of the house and said to go get a job and do something productive, otherwise he would throw out my computer and all my 69 body pillows. I couldn't get back in, so I decided to go do some other stuff for a while. |
On a very sunny June afternoon, I was sitting in my house watching a bunch of hentai when my dad comes in and starts yelling at me for some reason. He said that I'm a lazy piece of shit who needs to get outside for more than 2 minutes at a time and that he wishes his son was athletic and not a retarded weeaboo who jacks off to anime girls (even though he's just a fat piece of shit that gets welfare and masturbates all day, the fatass still told me to go outside even though I'm 97% positive that he hasn't been outside for more than 10 minutes at a time in his entire life). He kicked me out of the house and said to go get a job and do something productive, otherwise he would throw out my computer and all my 69 body pillows. I couldn't get back in, so I decided to go do some other stuff for a while. |
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