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Revision as of 17:30, 15 July 2021
It was just like any other day, except it wasn't because it was bad.
This story is scary, so unbelievably scary that it shouldn't even be on r/nosleep.
So one day I was walking and I tripped and saw a ghost. I died 2 hours later.
That ghost? Albert Einstein.
After I woke up from the coma, I spent 8 years waking up. During that coma, I tripped and saw a ghost. This was the end of my coma. But when I woke up, I saw the year.
The year was the year 2019, I had been in a coma from the year 2019 to the year 2020, because of the ghost of albert Einstein. When I woke up out of the hospital bed, I discovered that I was dead. Because I unplugged my life support. That's when I saw the ghost again, oozing out of the power outlet.
So after this, I went into the coma again. I was determined to stop this.
When I woke up in the coma I spent 4 long years creating and inventing and discovering and devising and developing and working and learning and I finally created my plan. I would go back in time to stop Albert Einstein from dying.
To do this, I had to create a time machine. I found a few spare forks and a car engine, along with benzodicarbonomide. I mixed them with ice for 19 minutes in an industrial sized blender. To make it travel through time, I needed time juice. I extracted it from thousands of hourglasses so I could power the machine.
I spent 3 long, slow, fast, annoying, tiring, boring years creating, building, destroying, assembling, and inventing my machine. After three long, slow, years. IT WAS COMPLETE.
Part 2/666999 coming soon.
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