The hat

I want to go to the store today, maybe I will get some spray.

Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!"

You know what I don't care! Nancy might give me a snare.

If she does, I don't bother, I'll just push and push farther.

So I did, yes I do, I'll go to the store in a few.

Oh wait, there's something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone!

Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these things.

There's my hat, just under my bed. Ill go get it, no harm no fowl.

Let me bend, it's at the end.

Something is reaching out of the hat.

It's something creepy, something spooky.

The hat is now devouring my head, now I'm dead.

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Credited to Michaelback

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