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the day was June 2, 2014, It was my 20th birthday. I decided to get a video game since I had been saving money for one. I went to the local |
the day was June 2, 2014, It was my 20th birthday. I decided to get a video game since I had been saving money for one. I went to the local Walmart and saw "the Lego Movie video game" I wanted it badly, until I saw the price, it was OVER 9,000 dollars (USD) I went home and went on Craig's list for no reason and saw an ad for a slightly-used Lego Movie video game. I couldn't believe my eyes! I saw the price, it was five bucks, I asked the guy why it was so cheap. He said that he didn't want the game anymore and wanted it to be cheaper than the normal value. I bought it. The guy came to my house and I payed him, and he ran to his private F-22 raptor and took off. I opened my PS3 and popped the game in. I played the game and completed all fifteen levels in only three days. Then after I completed it, things started getting weird. When I played around in the lobby area of the space stage, I killed some robots. When I killed them hyper-realistic blood came out, which was weird because of three things 1: robots don't have blood. 2: it's a Lego game. And 3: it's an ESRB rating E for everyone game. I passed it off as a glitch and continued playing. Then, things got scary. When I killed a character in a level on free play or story mode, the game said "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PSYCOTIC BASTARD!?!? TIM YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!!!" That's when I realized something was wrong. I asked the guy on Craig's list what was wrong with the game, when it said that that profile doesn't exist, I passed this off of a glitch as I went to find him. When I found his house, he was in his badly totaled F-22 fighter jet which was in a nose dive position stuck in the ground. His house was also destroyed because of the explosion. I passed this off as a glitch. Then I played the game some more and it said WILLIAM IS WATCHING YOU!! I asked myself who WILLIAM was and the game said "WILLIAM.EXE IS A BOY WHO DIED PLAYING THIS GAME!" Then a skeleton popped out. Then a ghost popped out. Then the ghost killed me. This article was posted because he wanted the story to be passed on to be laughed at because of how bad it is. |
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Latest revision as of 03:38, 1 March 2022
the day was June 2, 2014, It was my 20th birthday. I decided to get a video game since I had been saving money for one. I went to the local Walmart and saw "the Lego Movie video game" I wanted it badly, until I saw the price, it was OVER 9,000 dollars (USD) I went home and went on Craig's list for no reason and saw an ad for a slightly-used Lego Movie video game. I couldn't believe my eyes! I saw the price, it was five bucks, I asked the guy why it was so cheap. He said that he didn't want the game anymore and wanted it to be cheaper than the normal value. I bought it. The guy came to my house and I payed him, and he ran to his private F-22 raptor and took off. I opened my PS3 and popped the game in. I played the game and completed all fifteen levels in only three days. Then after I completed it, things started getting weird. When I played around in the lobby area of the space stage, I killed some robots. When I killed them hyper-realistic blood came out, which was weird because of three things 1: robots don't have blood. 2: it's a Lego game. And 3: it's an ESRB rating E for everyone game. I passed it off as a glitch and continued playing. Then, things got scary. When I killed a character in a level on free play or story mode, the game said "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PSYCOTIC BASTARD!?!? TIM YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!!!" That's when I realized something was wrong. I asked the guy on Craig's list what was wrong with the game, when it said that that profile doesn't exist, I passed this off of a glitch as I went to find him. When I found his house, he was in his badly totaled F-22 fighter jet which was in a nose dive position stuck in the ground. His house was also destroyed because of the explosion. I passed this off as a glitch. Then I played the game some more and it said WILLIAM IS WATCHING YOU!! I asked myself who WILLIAM was and the game said "WILLIAM.EXE IS A BOY WHO DIED PLAYING THIS GAME!" Then a skeleton popped out. Then a ghost popped out. Then the ghost killed me. This article was posted because he wanted the story to be passed on to be laughed at because of how bad it is.
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