The lost radiohead album

you know radiohead, if you don't know them, then what the fuck were you doing in the late 90's early 2000's. every Saturday, my local flea market opens, and i check it out for old stupid shit to collect, from dvds, cassettes,records, pictures, games, ect.

so i'm checking out the game section one time at the flea market, to get my brother a gift, i found this pretty sweet dude with lots of games, i thought i had a mission success with my brother gift. right next to me was this big fat ass Micheal Moore looking fucker, who smells like Doritos and sadness, why i'm bringing him up? it's because this fucker bought all the only games i actually wanted from there. getting pissed off and wanting to stab him to death till his mountain dew blood drips out, i was furiously walking out of the flea market to go check out some other place that might have the games or go online. until i heard this dude say, "anybody wants a free album", i quickly look back, to see this dude looking likes hes in his early 30's. i ran to his section, he mostly had toys and other random shit, i asked him, "can i have it?", he looked at me with joy and handed the album to me, it was a...... radiohead album

its KID A, whats weird about it was that it was on vinyl, but its not a double album (like what the original KID A record is on vinyl) but it said "lost cuts"and had hyper realistic looking blood on the cover, i was confused at first, but fuck it. i got the album and got home, interested to see what these "lost cuts" are. after getting home, i realize something about the record, it had no track listing. but i shrugged it off. i popped the vinyl in my record player and gave it a go. it was silent for 20 seconds, until i heard a women screaming "STOP STOP STOP IT HURTS STOP" i was scared, i also heard babies being beaten to death with metal objects, it fucking made my heart skip, after that, thom yorke said, "babies eating light from death", 5 times, then it stopped, the next song started with shitting sounds from thom yorke, while a kid is getting mauling to death by a chimpanzees. i almost vomited, he then starts talking backwards in a very satanic way, then, a loud bomb can be heard. it stops, then the next song started, it sounded like idioteque backwards, then, what thom yorke said still haunts me to this day, "why did you forget your brother's gift, why did you forget your brother's gift, i killed him dead to the living man, may Satan rest his soul with a knife to his heart", then, my phone rang, it was my mother, crying. she said my brother was stabbed in the heart, she said, "turn on the news!" i got the remote, and turn on the news, it talks about my brother's death, "47 years old singer thom yorke, was arrested for first degree murder" i will never look at radiohead the same ever again.

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