The man's burger incident
There was once a tv show named Mcdonald’s dream land and in 1982 during its running there was a giveaway for the quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer. the giveaway involved someone exploring the mansion of the cofounders of mcdonald’s nephews in the bahamas long abandoned and whoever stayed in there the longest got a platinum ticket marked by the time between saying “i pray to mcdonald’s” to begin and end the time. all episodes have been lost due to low ratings, except for the ad bumper during the running of a different tv show on a vhs tape that has since been digitised but it is very bad in terms of quality, about the giveaway. one day, a man named joe spooner went missing, he had entered the competition to feed him and his starving family. all that remains of him before the incident was a phone call where he had high fidelity but everyone else had very bad bandwidth. his blue car was spotted speeding down the intersection. at the mcdonald’s he walked carefully into the building holding the receipt for the quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer at the counter before staring into the manager’s soul as he watched the mouth-watering cheeseburger fall into his bag. as he walked out he saw a man that looked like he was born in hell and raised in a dumpster fire with skin both as thick as a brick and as thin as a hair in some parts holding a knife. He quickly quivered and squirmed in shock while yelping as his quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer fell onto the ground. but it was a figment of his imagination. He was sent to a mental institution for the rest of his life. all he saw was white, all he heard was white noise, all he smelled and tasted was nothing and all he felt was cold. He got so paranoid that in 1983 he broke out and bombed the mcdonald’s with a final message reading “i’ m not insane you are delusional you ruined my life please help me”
Credited to Diamondlt345
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