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{{note|Take note that just because you are reading from home does not mean that this may or may not happen to you and you could stumble onto to it one day. I'm here to convince you not to.}}


There I was at Target wondering what game to buy, when I stumble upon Star Wars Battlefront. "How much?" I asked the clerk.


"50$" he says.


"What's it about?" I ask. (I knew what it was about, I wanted to see if he knew as well)
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">Take note that just because you are reading from home does not mean that this may or may not happen to you and you could stumble onto to it one day. I'm here to convince you not to.                                                          </p>


"Oh, it's simple. Shoot and kill," he says.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">There I was at Target wondering what game to buy, when I stumble upon Star Wars Battlefront. "How much?" I asked the clerk.</p>


"I've beaten it 7 times. It never gets old." I got tired of this conversation and drove home.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"50$" he says.</p>


7 times? I said to myself. This man must not have a life. I got pulled over, because I'm 15 and I only had my permit and forgot to ask my dad to go with me. There went another 50$, oh well I got a game. But I forgot I still had work. I went to work to see I forgot my jacket at Target. I usually always wear my coat, so my friend came up to me and asked "Where's your coat Matt?" I explained I had lost it at Target.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"What's it about?" I ask. (I knew what it was about, I wanted to see if he knew as well)</p>


"Target?" he wondered. "What were you doing there?"
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Oh, it's simple. Shoot and kill," he says.</p>


"Oh I just wanted to get a video game so I stumbled upon Battlefr-"
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"I've beaten it 7 times. It never gets old." I got tired of this conversation and drove home.</p>


He stopped me mid sentence. "You got f***ing Battlefront! I love that game!" he exclaims. "You can get mods for it!" he said.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">7 times? I said to myself. This man must not have a life. I got pulled over, because I'm 15 and I only had my permit and forgot to ask my dad to go with me. There went another 50$, oh well I got a game. But I forgot I still had work. I went to work to see I forgot my jacket at Target. I usually always wear my coat, so my friend came up to me and asked "Where's your coat Matt?" I explained I had lost it at Target.</p>


"Mods?" I said.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Target?" he wondered. "What were you doing there?"</p>


"Yeah, there's this one where you can be a Jedi!" he exclaims. He handed me a paper with a website on it."Go here," he says. "It's the best mod ever."
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Oh I just wanted to get a video game so I stumbled upon Battlefr-"</p>


Later, when I drove home, I thought "My friend acted weird back there...Its like he just stalked me in the bathroom"
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">He stopped me mid sentence. "You got f***ing Battlefront! I love that game!" he exclaims. "You can get mods for it!" he said.</p>


I stopped home and went into my room where my laptop was...And installed the game. It worked fine, a little laggy, but it worked fine. I finally got bored and went to the website my friend gave me. It was a porn website with a...Oh wait, that was just a ad. A download button appeared: the file was 8 gb! I said in my head. It was shady looking, it looked cartoonish, like a 5 year old made it.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Mods?" I said.</p>


I heard a noise from my headphones. It was a slow choir singing silent night, while this was not creepy by itself, there was a creepy background of bob marley praying. This having nothing to do with Star Wars, I clicked download, and it finished right away.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Yeah, there's this one where you can be a Jedi!" he exclaims. He handed me a paper with a website on it."Go here," he says. "It's the best mod ever."</p>


"Strange" I said. 
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">Later, when I drove home, I thought "My friend acted weird back there...Its like he just stalked me in the bathroom"</p>


It shut down my computer, I had to reformat it. I angrily threw the game at the wall and reformatted the computer. 2 MONTHS LATER I woke up on the couch and saw something behind the couch. It was Battlefront. I moaned and took it to my computer. I turned it around to find a piece of paper with a link on it. I started the game up. When I installed it, it just showed a sprite of a dead stormtrooper. But I noticed something: bits of his clothing and armor were disappearing. I closed it down and went to YouTube, to read some funny comments. I loved the comments that said: "If slenderman was real then he bash my head onto the keyboarrdghashjdash."
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">I stopped home and went into my room where my laptop was...And installed the game. It worked fine, a little laggy, but it worked fine. I finally got bored and went to the website my friend gave me. It was a porn website with a...Oh wait, that was just a ad. A download button appeared: the file was 8 gb! I said in my head. It was shady looking, it looked cartoonish, like a 5 year old made it.</p>


It got a lol out of me every time. I felt something breathing on my neck, but I did not see anything.
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">I heard a noise from my headphones. It was a slow choir singing silent night, while this was not creepy by itself, there was a creepy background of bob marley praying. This having nothing to do with Star Wars, I clicked download, and it finished right away.</p>


I felt something grab my neck and pulled me down to the floor. It was my friend, he was choking me!
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">"Strange" I said. </p>


"YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE LINK MATT WHY WHY WHY!?" I punched him In the face as I grabbed my gun ready to shoot him. I woke up, I was in some sort of prison cell. ...
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">It shut down my computer, I had to reformat it. I angrily threw the game at the wall and reformatted the computer. 2 MONTHS LATER I woke up on the couch and saw something behind the couch. It was Battlefront. I moaned and took it to my computer. I turned it around to find a piece of paper with a link on it. I started the game up. When I installed it, it just showed a sprite of a dead stormtrooper. But I noticed something: bits of his clothing and armor were disappearing. I closed it down and went to YouTube, to read some funny comments. I loved the comments that said: "If slenderman was real then he bash my head onto the keyboarrdghashjdash."</p>


turn arounf turn around!
<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">It got a lol out of me every time. I felt something breathing on my neck, but I did not see anything.</p>
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<p style="color:rgb(213,212,212);">turn arounf turn around! </p>

Latest revision as of 15:22, 1 June 2023

Take note that just because you are reading from home does not mean that this may or may not happen to you and you could stumble onto to it one day. I'm here to convince you not to.



There I was at Target wondering what game to buy, when I stumble upon Star Wars Battlefront. "How much?" I asked the clerk.

"50$" he says.

"What's it about?" I ask. (I knew what it was about, I wanted to see if he knew as well)

"Oh, it's simple. Shoot and kill," he says.

"I've beaten it 7 times. It never gets old." I got tired of this conversation and drove home.

7 times? I said to myself. This man must not have a life. I got pulled over, because I'm 15 and I only had my permit and forgot to ask my dad to go with me. There went another 50$, oh well I got a game. But I forgot I still had work. I went to work to see I forgot my jacket at Target. I usually always wear my coat, so my friend came up to me and asked "Where's your coat Matt?" I explained I had lost it at Target.

"Target?" he wondered. "What were you doing there?"

"Oh I just wanted to get a video game so I stumbled upon Battlefr-"

He stopped me mid sentence. "You got f***ing Battlefront! I love that game!" he exclaims. "You can get mods for it!" he said.

"Mods?" I said.

"Yeah, there's this one where you can be a Jedi!" he exclaims. He handed me a paper with a website on it."Go here," he says. "It's the best mod ever."

Later, when I drove home, I thought "My friend acted weird back there...Its like he just stalked me in the bathroom"

I stopped home and went into my room where my laptop was...And installed the game. It worked fine, a little laggy, but it worked fine. I finally got bored and went to the website my friend gave me. It was a porn website with a...Oh wait, that was just a ad. A download button appeared: the file was 8 gb! I said in my head. It was shady looking, it looked cartoonish, like a 5 year old made it.

I heard a noise from my headphones. It was a slow choir singing silent night, while this was not creepy by itself, there was a creepy background of bob marley praying. This having nothing to do with Star Wars, I clicked download, and it finished right away.

"Strange" I said. 

It shut down my computer, I had to reformat it. I angrily threw the game at the wall and reformatted the computer. 2 MONTHS LATER I woke up on the couch and saw something behind the couch. It was Battlefront. I moaned and took it to my computer. I turned it around to find a piece of paper with a link on it. I started the game up. When I installed it, it just showed a sprite of a dead stormtrooper. But I noticed something: bits of his clothing and armor were disappearing. I closed it down and went to YouTube, to read some funny comments. I loved the comments that said: "If slenderman was real then he bash my head onto the keyboarrdghashjdash."

It got a lol out of me every time. I felt something breathing on my neck, but I did not see anything.

I felt something grab my neck and pulled me down to the floor. It was my friend, he was choking me!

"YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE LINK MATT WHY WHY WHY!?" I punched him In the face as I grabbed my gun ready to shoot him. I woke up, I was in some sort of prison cell. ...

turn arounf turn around!

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