The most awful trollpasta to ever live

SO THERE WAZ THEESE GAIZ WHO WERE SO SUPAH GOOD AT STUFF THAT THEY GOT AN INVITE TO THE WORLD CHAMPION OF DOING STUFF BUT WHEN THEY GOT THERE NO ONE ELSE WAZ THERE BUT THEM

LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE PEOPLE IN TEH GROUP

BOB WHO IS SUPAH GOOD AT BEING OVERWEIGHT

JOE WHO IS GOOD AT SMACKING FAT GAIZ UGLEH FACEZ

AND LAST BUT MOST UNIMPORTANT, STUPID, AND UGLEH, STAN WHO INVENTED THE PENIS

THEN AN UGLEH GHOST BABY JUMPED OUT AND ATE BOBS OVERWEIGHT MAN BOOBY HE SCREAMED "OWCH MAI MAHN BEWB"

THEN JOE SLAPPED THE UGLEH BABI AND IT TREW UP 49 GALLONS OF DIEAREAH THE BABEY SAID "FFASKFHASDHGAJHGKJAHGFUCKAFDSDFASYOUJDKSJDFASDJFASKJDF;ALSDJ"

NOA DOWN THE STREET FROM THE PLACE OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF DOING STUFF WAS A MAN NAMED BILLIE MAIZ WHO WAS SUPER GOOD AT SELLING USELESS THINGS FOR TRIPLE THEIR VALUE HERE IS A CAMMERCIAL HE WAZ IN BEFORE HE WAS WALKING UP THE ROAD TO THE DOING STUFF PLACE

HAI ITZ BILLIE MAIZ HERE WITH ROUND BALL!

ROUND BALL IS DOUBLE THE ROUNDNESS OF A REGULAR BALL! IF YOU CALL NOA WE WILL ALSO SEND YOU ALOT OF ROUND BALLS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO MANY! IF YOU CALL WHEN THE CAMMERCIAL ENDS I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR BABIES!

FOR JUST 9 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF 666.666$ YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM MY TEETH!

NOA BACK TO BILLIE MAIZ WALKING UP THE ROAD TO THE HOUSE WITH THE GAIZ IN IT.

JOE WAZ EATING A STALE PICE OF HUMAN FLESH WHEN BILLIE MAIZ ASPLODED INTO THE ROOM!

THE EVIL BABEH TOTALLY POOED ITS SMALL EVIL DIPER BILLE MAIZ QUICLY THREW ZORMBIEZ

INTO STANS MOUTH AND STAN GOT POISONED AND DIE THEN BILLIE MAIZ WAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BY CHUK NORIZ AND HE BARFED UP HIS TESTICALZ AND WAS SO SAD FACE

THE EVIL BAYBIE THEN TRANSFORMED INTO ITS TRUE FORM!

BAT MAHN!

HE THEN THREW HUGE NUTSACS AROUND THE ROOM AND FEASTED UPON HIS OWN TESTICALZ

SUDDENLY A MANGLED GHOST RAPED ALL OF JOE'S FACE!

JOE DIED.

BOB RAN OUT THE DOOR JUST IN TIME BEFORE BILLE MAYS THREW OUT PENISAUR WHO BEGAN TO FEAST UPON HIM AND EVRYONE WITHIN THE HOME!!!!!1!!!!1!11

The After math.....

BILLIE MAIZ WAS DEAD BUT FOR 5 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF 4 HUMAN SOULS AS TRIBUTES TO BILLE MAIZ YOU CAN USE PENISAUR AS A PACK MULE.

JOE WAZ DEAD

STAN WAZ DEAD

PENISAUR GOT OBESE

BAT MAHN WAS GHEY FOR PENISAUR

BOB MADE A VIDEO GAME ABOUT EATING MAN BEWBZ

THE LOVE OF BOB'S LIFE WAS EATIN BY A THREE STORY PENIS

BOB'S MOM SMACKED STANS DEAD GAI NUTSAC

TEH ENDS!

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