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I was nervous but I decided to continue on and just dismissed it as a glitch. I knew I should turn my hyper-realistic computer off at this point but I'm a generic idiot who refuses to do the obvious thing he should do in a situation like this so I'm gonna open the file again and play the game even though this is suspicious and a lot of creepy stuff is happening but I don't care at all so I'm gonna keep playing and screw logic. :) |
I was nervous but I decided to continue on and just dismissed it as a glitch. I knew I should turn my hyper-realistic computer off at this point but I'm a generic idiot who refuses to do the obvious thing he should do in a situation like this so I'm gonna open the file again and play the game even though this is suspicious and a lot of creepy stuff is happening but I don't care at all so I'm gonna keep playing and screw logic. :) |
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[[File:Trollpastaslolpatrixx.jpg|thumb|This is the case of the CD that I wanted to buy.]] |
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I opened the folder again and saw a gallery of photos! It was called "Pingas animal pony crap gore hyper-realistic bloody Jeff" and I also saw a file called "PATRIXXX Sex Tape For Real No Fake." I opened the gallery and saw a horrifying site. There was a picture of my generic family, all skeletons and dead and stuffs! I threw up on my screen and ignoring all logic, I continued on in the gallery and saw a bunch of bloody pictures of dead people, blood, pingases, Dora's, Entrails and all kinds of horrific stuff. |
I opened the folder again and saw a gallery of photos! It was called "Pingas animal pony crap gore hyper-realistic bloody Jeff" and I also saw a file called "PATRIXXX Sex Tape For Real No Fake." I opened the gallery and saw a horrifying site. There was a picture of my generic family, all skeletons and dead and stuffs! I threw up on my screen and ignoring all logic, I continued on in the gallery and saw a bunch of bloody pictures of dead people, blood, pingases, Dora's, Entrails and all kinds of horrific stuff. |
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The game started me off in a first person view inside of a dark room with nothing in it but brick walls. |
The game started me off in a first person view inside of a dark room with nothing in it but brick walls. |
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There was weird, evil whispering playing through the speakers which I couldn't make out.... I don't have a screenshot because this is all bullshit and my prt scrn button didn't work for no reason at all. As I was in the room, I wanted to close the game but I couldn't! There was no quit option or an X at the top! I'm too stupid to know how to smash a computer with a hammer or just stop playing, so I continued on... In the game, I went through this hyper-realistic doorway into a hyper-realistic room that was covered in hyper-realistic blood! I looked behind me and I saw a hyper-realistic Sonic |
There was weird, evil whispering playing through the speakers which I couldn't make out.... I don't have a screenshot because this is all bullshit and my prt scrn button didn't work for no reason at all. As I was in the room, I wanted to close the game but I couldn't! There was no quit option or an X at the top! I'm too stupid to know how to smash a computer with a hammer or just stop playing, so I continued on... In the game, I went through this hyper-realistic doorway into a hyper-realistic room that was covered in hyper-realistic blood! I looked behind me and I saw a hyper-realistic Sonic sniffing a cat! The Sonic looked at me and said "Hey der, shmexeh...." He began to chase me through the hyper-realistic corridors of the building in the game. He chased me through this hallway of cells and as I ran down the hallway, Disney characters came out of the cells and chased me too! It's like they knew I had nowhere to go and that I was as dumb as a brick! |
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[[File:SONIC_AND_PATRIXX.png|thumb|These are the hyper-realistic evil enemies!]] |
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I ran down the hallway and ran into a hyper-realistic PATRIXXX! PATRIXXX then said "YOU WILL NOW BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR TORTURE JAIL ASYLUM THING!" and I was then teleported into this horrific cell in which I proceeded to wet my pants. I was locked inside of my cell and there was a bunch of scary stuff in there. There was hyper-realistic blood on the walls and the door and the floor and locked windows and on the ceiling and in my bed and in my underwear and hyper-realistic blood was also coming out of my mouth! The only thing I had was my pingas and my haunted laptop. |
I ran down the hallway and ran into a hyper-realistic PATRIXXX! PATRIXXX then said "YOU WILL NOW BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR TORTURE JAIL ASYLUM THING!" and I was then teleported into this horrific cell in which I proceeded to wet my pants. I was locked inside of my cell and there was a bunch of scary stuff in there. There was hyper-realistic blood on the walls and the door and the floor and locked windows and on the ceiling and in my bed and in my underwear and hyper-realistic blood was also coming out of my mouth! The only thing I had was my pingas and my haunted laptop. |
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PATRIXXX then killed me and there was blood everywhere. That's how I'm writing this! Then a skeleton popped out. |
PATRIXXX then killed me and there was blood everywhere. That's how I'm writing this! Then a skeleton popped out. |
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