The noob's guide to making a popular "creepy" pasta

Okay, so you want to make a popular creepy pasta, but you don't know how to, what do you do? Well, after reading some popular creepy pastas, I am here to tell you.

1. Don't be original. Copy someone else's idea, just edit it slightly and change the character [Witness every Jeff the killer and Sonic.exe clone that exists on the internet.]
2. Grammar and spelling DO NOT MATER so long as your character is either A. someone teenage girls will fine attractive, or B. An anti-villain that teenage girls will find attractive.
3. Give them a stupid catch phrase, like "I AM GOD" or "GO TO SLEEP"
4. Give them a tragic back story, any kind will do as long as it gets people to feel even the slightest bit of sympathy for your psychopathic killer.
5. Make them a psychopathic killer.
6. Make them kill their own friends, family or their friends family. Or all three of these options.
7. Try to be deep or mysterious. Or deep AND mysterious.
8. If it's about a pokemon game, ALWAYS INCLUDE GORE! No exceptions. Describe it in great detail.
9. If it's about a pokemon game, make the pokemon game disappear in the end of the story, like it never existed in the first place.
10. If it's about any kind of game at all, make sure they get it from a really sketchy situation, either via pirating, gamestop or creepy yard sell guy giving it away for free.

If these instructions aren't clear enough I will not be held responsible for you getting any body part stuck in anything/Getting married to anything/Demons haunting your house/Overdosing on opium/releasing the old gods onto the unsuspecting humanity/awaking Cthulu who is now attacking a port side city.

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Written by Plutonium-Rods‎
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