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What do they share in common? They are responsible for creating a gaming company and making successful games
How can they be the same person then!?! Easy, spilt personalities. Shigeru Miyamoto and Gabe Newell is just one person with two different personalities which are opposite from each other. But it's not that simple you see? A regular person is not able to look like Shigeru one day and then look like Gabe the next day. No amount of makeup and suits will give anybody the ability to look like both of these people. This is going to scare you, but the only thing that can do this
Many people rumoured that shape shifting lizard people exist, but here's your proof. But why would this lizard person (who from now on we are going to call Gabe Miyamoto) would do this. Here's why. Gabe Miyamoto was tired being Shigeru Miyamoto so he decided to assume the role of Gabe Newell so he could make more money by making another smash hit, Half Life. Both Nintendo and Valve have a ton of money, and one day Gabe Miyamoto will use all his combined cash to start his own private army. Using his private army, he will enslave mankind and soon his lizard people will take over planet Earth.
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