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'''Their jimmies are eternal; none can rustle their triumvirate...'''
'''Their jimmies are eternal; none can rustle their triumvirate...'''

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Somewhere, betwixt the space time continuum itself, lies a vast, desolate galaxy. This galaxy is known as the Triumvirate. To enter this realm, one MUST use a lawnmower to fly into space. Use it with extreme caution and make sure you have enough air.
Somewhere, betwixt the space time continuum itself, lies a vast, desolate galaxy. This galaxy is known as the Triumvirate. To enter this realm, one MUST use a lawnmower to fly into space. Use it with extreme caution and make sure you have enough air.
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After millions of light years of traveling, you will come across what looks like a crystal ball. It is shrouded in blinding light and is made up of dark matter. Three beasts guard the doorway to the next dimension.
After millions of light years of traveling, you will come across what looks like a crystal ball. It is shrouded in blinding light and is made up of dark matter. Three beasts guard the doorway to the next dimension.


However, many have tried this Triumvirate, and all have failed. For their jimmies are eternal...none can be rustled by mortals...
However, many have tried this Triumvirate, and all have failed. For their jimmies are eternal... none can be rustled by mortals...
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Latest revision as of 01:39, 20 October 2022

Their jimmies are eternal; none can rustle their triumvirate...

Somewhere, betwixt the space time continuum itself, lies a vast, desolate galaxy. This galaxy is known as the Triumvirate. To enter this realm, one MUST use a lawnmower to fly into space. Use it with extreme caution and make sure you have enough air.

After millions of light years of traveling, you will come across what looks like a crystal ball. It is shrouded in blinding light and is made up of dark matter. Three beasts guard the doorway to the next dimension.

However, many have tried this Triumvirate, and all have failed. For their jimmies are eternal... none can be rustled by mortals...

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