Third Ear: Difference between revisions
(Created page with "My dog is growing a third ear. My thirteen year old Shih Tzu is called Benny. Have I told you how gorgeous he is? Well, he's gorgeous. Well, he was gorgeous. Until he started growing a third ear on his back. I took him to the vet and the vet said that it wasn't anything too deranged and I told him to look more. So he made his eyes wider and said, "Is that good enough for you?" I didn't laugh, but his face looked strange, cold, I'm fairly sure he followed me home. The...") |
m (→top) |
||
| Line 15: | Line 15: | ||
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
||
{{Comments}} |
{{Comments}} |
||
[[Category:Shortpasta]] |
|||
Latest revision as of 01:41, 20 October 2022
My dog is growing a third ear.
My thirteen year old Shih Tzu is called Benny. Have I told you how gorgeous he is? Well, he's gorgeous. Well, he was gorgeous. Until he started growing a third ear on his back.
I took him to the vet and the vet said that it wasn't anything too deranged and I told him to look more. So he made his eyes wider and said, "Is that good enough for you?" I didn't laugh, but his face looked strange, cold, I'm fairly sure he followed me home.
The next day an amalgamation of ears was on my dog's body. Not a third ear but thirteen ears. Some had hairs with spiders on and I took him back to the vet but the vet took him into the room and just started laughing hysterically. Said it was the funniest shit he'd ever sin so I put my hand down his throat and choked the bitch out
Now every time I take my thirteen eared Shih Tzu out for a walk I hear the vet laughing hysterically in the bushes and I want to kill him. I think I'll eat him next time.
Credited to incredibleinkpen
| Comments • 0 |
Loading comments...
|
