This makes me want to... (Copypasta)
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This makes me want to light some candles, lay in a circle of roses on my freshly cleaned satin sheets, put on "Hello" by Lionel Richie, put whip cream on my areolas, and flick me tongue in circles while I tickle me taint with a feather. Also, I'd like to have a little midget wif me to whisper dirty little midget things in me ear. While the little midget gives me a half chub, I want an obese African American girl that looks like Lizzo to sit on me face and wiggle her bum violently. If my skull isn't crushed, I hope that someday, my fastest swimmer will be able to experience the same exact scenario like this. But instead, there is a rather handsome middle eastern man wearin' nothin' but a turban and sandals, willy exposed, dilly dilly. He shall be accompanied by a fat goat, who only speaks in intense, intimate goat moans. These two extraordinary beings will make my scrot' feel as if it is in a jar of heroin that is catalyzed by premium cocaine made by Gordon Ramsey himself in the Colombian jungle with Pablo Escobar. Oh no, I have forgotten about me toes... Here is what will happen. I will have Drake and Josh fondle and finagle with me two pinky toes, ya know, I'll have em' take turns and rotate. Now me big toes will be treated like English Colonies in the 18th century, preferably India, and Irish belly dancers will be more than adequate for that position. The rest of the toes will simply be put in a jar of mayhaw jelly, directly after me balls are dipped after being space vacuumed by the sexy goat. And last but not least, my bunghole will be pecky weckied by a slurping super silky boom boom bantam cuckold rooster (I'm performing intercourse with his wife-hence the furious tongue flicking). By the way, the names Ron :). Hit me up leprechauns.
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