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For this game, you will need a deck of playing cards, and of course, a toilet.
First, sit down on the toilet. Take your deck of cards, and lay out ten of them, face-down, in two rows of five.
Next, take a shit in the toilet. DO NOT FLUSH, or the ritual will not work.
Once
Take the row of cards closest to you and hold them in your hand. If you want, you can replace up to two of them with another card from the deck.
Next,
Now, the time has come to reveal your hands. Place your cards back on the floor in front of you, facing up. The
If you beat the toilet, your shit will be transmuted into solid gold for you to fish out.
However, if you have the losing hand, the last thing you hear will be evil laughter from inside the pipes, and the last thing you feel will be the
Dare you take the risk?
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