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We load into the level and we're in scrapbrain zone with a red cloud background and the level is just called "YOU CAN'T RUN". Yeah, i figured that out last level. |
We load into the level and we're in scrapbrain zone with a red cloud background and the level is just called "YOU CAN'T RUN". Yeah, i figured that out last level. |
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And also yeah, the level is literally just walking again. Great, just the greatest fucking level design ever. Can i get some actual fucking gameplay already?! And remember, we keep having to wait 10 fucking seconds on a black screen for this non-gameplay. How fucking poorly optimized does your game have to be to freeze for like 10 seconds every time you have to load a level with nothing in it?! |
And also yeah, the level is literally just walking again. Great, just the greatest fucking level design ever. Can i get some actual fucking gameplay already?! And remember, we keep having to wait 10 fucking seconds on a black screen for this non-gameplay. How fucking poorly optimized does your game have to be to freeze for like 10 seconds every time you have to load a level with nothing in it?! |
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After walking and some blood stains knuckles walks past sonic jumps knuckles and we get another black screen with text saying "FOUND YOU!". And then i guess i get dropped into some kind of boss against sonic. Well you know what fucker? I'm glad you found me, cause i'm not hiding, i'm playing fucking knuckles and i'm punching your shit in you shitty little prick! |
After walking and some blood stains knuckles walks past, sonic jumps knuckles and we get another black screen with text saying "FOUND YOU!". And then i guess i get dropped into some kind of boss against sonic. Well you know what fucker? I'm glad you found me, cause i'm not hiding, i'm playing fucking knuckles and i'm punching your shit in you shitty little prick! |
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Or at least i would if i could fucking hit him! This boss against sonic has to be one of the cheapest bosses i've ever seen. Look at this, look at this shit! I'm just going back and forth trying to hit this dickhead and he just keeps teleporting and laughing like a fucking douchebag! Like, is there a trick i'm missing here or something?! this is fucking ridiculous! Get over here you bastard! Eventually after pulling my hair out trying to hit this blue quilly fuck knuckles just gives up or something, i don't fucking know. He just dropped to his knees and started crying into his hands. You know, like how knuckles would never ever fucking do if this game was made by someone who knew a single fucking thing about sonic. And after that sonic just kills him, great. |
Or at least i would if i could fucking hit him! This boss against sonic has to be one of the cheapest bosses i've ever seen. Look at this, look at this shit! I'm just going back and forth trying to hit this dickhead and he just keeps teleporting and laughing like a fucking douchebag! Like, is there a trick i'm missing here or something?! this is fucking ridiculous! Get over here you bastard! Eventually after pulling my hair out trying to hit this blue quilly fuck knuckles just gives up or something, i don't fucking know. He just dropped to his knees and started crying into his hands. You know, like how knuckles would never ever fucking do if this game was made by someone who knew a single fucking thing about sonic. And after that sonic just kills him, great. |
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Next pops up on screen again, saying "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?". Yeah whatever, there's also so many better games to play with rather than this piece of shit. |
Next pops up on screen again, saying "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?". Yeah whatever, there's also so many better games to play with rather than this piece of shit. |
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