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When the game finally loaded in i was in angel island except it was all on fire, and the level was called "HIDE AND SEEK". Good, hopefully i'll actually be able to PLAY something now.
When the game finally loaded in i was in angel island except it was all on fire, and the level was called "HIDE AND SEEK". Good, hopefully i'll actually be able to PLAY something now.
Tails was clearly freaking the fuck out and panicking. But i don't give a shit because i can't help but notice that there's much hiding or seeking going on, you know what there's alot of going on? More fucking running to the right! Then suddenly i hear that evil laugh again, the drowning theme starts to play and then sonic starts flying towards tails. Yeah, that's right, Fucking flying. Since when could sonic fucking fly?! And why the fuck is he chasing tails
Tails was clearly freaking the fuck out and panicking. But i don't give a shit because i can't help but notice that there's not much hiding or seeking going on, you know what there's alot of going on? More fucking running to the right! Then suddenly i hear that evil laugh again, the drowning theme starts to play and then sonic starts flying towards tails. Yeah, that's right, Fucking flying. Since when could sonic fucking fly?! And why the fuck is he chasing tails
Oh and by the way this section is fucking bullshit, i'm not even sure how you're supposed to get past this part. Sonic just flies faster than you can run and for some goddamn reason your jump button is turned off so i guess you're just fucked. After sonic catches up tails trips and cries like a bitch for 15 seconds because this game didn't have enough waiting i guess. Then sonic appeared again and then the screen cut to black as tails screamed and died i guess...
Oh and by the way this section is fucking bullshit, i'm not even sure how you're supposed to get past this part. Sonic just flies faster than you can run and for some goddamn reason your jump button is turned off so i guess you're just fucked. After sonic catches up tails trips and cries like a bitch for 15 seconds because this game didn't have enough waiting i guess. Then sonic appeared again and then the screen cut to black as tails screamed and died i guess...
Wait what the fuck?! Sonic and tails are supposed to be best friends, did these chucklefucks even do the most basic research on this franchise before making this piece of shit?!
Wait what the fuck?! Sonic and tails are supposed to be best friends, did these chucklefucks even do the most basic research on this franchise before making this piece of shit?!