Too cook man

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One boring night, I signed into a chatroom. I came across a user named greo saunto remes, I have no idea why he is called that.

He said Hi then said I will meet you some day...

I signed out, it was weird but...

He must have been a troll.

I went to bed, pondering the meaning of greo saunto remes's message. I had a dream were I was going to granger games then, falling into drakness? It didn't make sence. I woke up screaming, having allready kept my parents up with my night terrors all night. Later that day, I was soo bored, I went down to granger games. I found spongebob fantastic fry cook. I slammed the cartrige into my DSI and started to play. At the begining spongebob said. This is my favorate part of the game. The legal. Ohh yeah the legal part. I played for some time... The planktons kept on working well... Untill the final challenge...

The final room had blood splated on the windows and human flesh on spikes hanking from walls. The foe was called greo saunto remes. He said RENEMBER ME? I'm here to eat. I EAT MAN! Then he started chewing on spongebob's skin. Spongebob said OKELY DOKELY ONE CANNIBAL SISED MEAL COMING UP! Spongebob ground human flesh and had to rip open a heart. I watched in terror as he chewed on the bones! The unaappetizing result was called an cannibal patty.

I felt a warm sensation in the back of my neck. I vomited. I got the game and then my dad's walther p22. It was destroyed. The next day, I recived an Email from greo, He said somthing in a forign langwedge stating he had a hacked account...

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