Tool's Doll Curse
Gill and his buttbuddy Noah were looking for games for their Sega Shit at a spooky old man's yard sale, when they cumed across Sanic R. Gill was going to assk how much the shitty ass game cost, but when he got to the old man, he began to scream at him in HYPER REALISTIC LATIN while his eyes were bluuding and said for them to take the game for free and get out before he raeped them. When Noah heard the old shitface scream in latin and say, “Take the game with you.” he shoved the games he was looking at up his ass and waddled over to Gill. “Did this mofo say we can have that piece of shit fo free?” he asked. Gill was going to shake his head no hyper realisticly when the old man said yes. Noah penetrated Gill by his arm and the shitty game and pulled them away from the old man's yard sale and to his house. As they got out of the yard, the old man began to shit himself and laugh a hyper realistic evil laugh. When they got to Noah’s house, Noah shot his neighbor and than got his Sega Shit and Sanic R, and put the terrible ass game in. When the gayme started they didn’t see Sanic or Nipples they only saw what look like Tools. Noah thought that it was JUST A GLITCH or that someone fucking HACKED IT(Sound Familiar?), but Gill fucking knew it was more then a glitch or a hacked game. He could feel it in his ass. Much more... evil.(Smartest CP Character Ever) The first thing they *noticed when Noah started the first shitty race was that the track was full hyper realistic bluud red and spooky black and the music that was playing was “Can You Feel the Fucking Sunshine”, but played backwards.(lolcliche) Noah thought that is was a hax, but Gill thought the game was haunted by a spooky demin or dibble. He didn’t think that dis copy of this terrible ass game was the only hounted version of the gayme. He thought all of the fucking capies were haunted by Tools.(Future Conspiracy Theorist) When Noah ass raeped everyone and beat off the first race, he unlocked Supa Sanic!!111!!1 Gill knew that Noah the Dumbass didn’t get all da seven Roid Rage Emeralds but Noah didn’t question how he got him, like all CP Characters, but he did stand up and *cheer for himself. “How the fuck did your bitch ass unlock him so quickly?” asked Gill.
“I don't fucking you dumbass!!” Noah screamed excitedly. “Why the fuck are questioning it, Gill?” “There some spooky ass shit with this shit game man ,” Gill said “The shit feels fucking haunted or something.” "Shut your dumbass up. You and your goddamn conspiracys. Whats next? You gonna fucking say Hitler faked his death?” Noah said “Actually....” Gill said before Noah cut him off. "Don't fucking say it." Noah anally destroyed everybody again and finished his second race with Supa Sanic when the gayme said a fucking challenger was approaching. When the “Challenger Approaching” screen faded away, the screen faded into spooky black and stayed black for about two minutes.(So spooky, totatly not cliche) It then cut to a picture of Sanic in bondage being violently raeped by what looked to be like a stuffed animal version of Tools with a large ass cock and than very loud hyper realistic scraming and demin laughter for a split MOTHER FUCKING second, then it went to the race.(Neither of them questioned this)
When the race started, Supa Sanic was jerking off on the track by himself after the Ready,Set,Go was said, but it was in LATIN!!!1!!1! “Vestibulum. Paro. VADO!” was said. Supa Sanic started to move by himself!(lolcliche) Gill looked over to Noah and saw that his hands weren’t on the controller, but instead his dick becasuse Noah started jerking off. As soon as Supa Sanic crossed the fucking finish line, Noah was able to control him agoin, and what looked like Tools right behind. When Super Sonic and “Tails” crossed the finish line, it looked like “Tails” won but it said Super Sonic won. That’s when it said they unlocked The Tails Doll and “The Tails Doll Curse”. When this happened Noah and Gill both looked very confused. “Is that a letter?” Noah asked Gill and all Gill could do was nod his head. Noah went to play as The Tails Doll when the letter opened up.
“Whatever you do, don’t read that letter.” Gill warned Noah. But Noah didn’t listen and read it anyway. What it read was "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" lyrics backwards. When Noah was done the T.V. started to vibrate. Noah took a hammer and stated to hit the T.V. with it. The T.V. stopped vibrating. “I stopped the T.V. from vibrating.” Noah said “Yes, but now how do we play the game?” Gill said “I have a T.V. in my room” Noah said as he unplugged the system from the now broken T.V. and wall. “You do know that your mom and dad are going to kill you for breaking the T.V. Gill said “I know.” Noah said “But it was worth it”.
They then went up stares to Noah’s bed room. When they got to Noah’s bed room, the broken T.V. started to vibrate again and then The Tails Doll came out. Noah and Gill were now playing a different game because of what happened. They were playing Sonic Adventure 2 on the Sega Dreamcast, when the doorbell rang. Noah and Gill went to answer the door. When they opened it no one was there. Noah closed the door when the doorbell rang again, Noah opened the door and no-one was there. He closed the door but kept his hands on the doorknob. The doorbell rang again, and Noah opened the door as fast as his could, but no one was there. The only thing that was there was a Tails Doll. Noah brought it inside the house and washed what looked like blood off of it in the kitchen sink. When he washed the blood off he sat it up in front of a couple of dishes to dry and went upstairs. That’s when The Tails Doll stood up and flew off the counter and on to the floor.
He then walked to the stairs and he flew up them then he went to Noah’s bed room. Gill then felt like they were both being watched by something evil. “Hey Noah, do you feel like we’re being watched?” Gill asked Noah. “Are you sure you don’t watch horror moves?” Noah asked Gill. “Of coarse I’m sure!” Gill said. “I have to go to the bathroom.” Gill said. As he was walking to the bathroom he saw something out of the corner of his eye. It looked like a Tails Doll so he turned towards his left and didn’t see anything. He looked to his right and didn’t see anything. He thought that it was his imagination and went to the bathroom. When he was going back to the bed room he saw something move so he went to go see what it was.
He then saw it move again and walked towards it, Gill saw The Tails Doll and walked over to pick it up and bring it to the room. When he brought it up and showed Noah it, Noah asked Gill “Where did you find it?” “I found it by the stairs.” Gill said. “I thought I left it in the kitchen.. Anyway lets play Sonic R again!” Noah said. “Don’t you remember what happened before?” Gill said.
“Yeah, so?” Noah said. “So do you want to kill your T.V. too?” Gill said. “That was a freak accident.” Noah said as he put the game in the Sega Saturn. He then played the tag game as The Tails Doll, and as soon as he tagged the last person The Tails Doll that was in the room came to life. Noah and Gill both stood up and walked towards the door. Noah opened it and they both ran as fast as they could down the stairs and almost got to the front door when The Tails Doll fell in front of them and killed Noah with his razor-sharp claws. This made Gill very angry and he grabbed a baseball bat and started swing at The Tails Doll, each hit missing. He swung it one last time before The Tails Doll caught it and broke it.
Gill then stepped on its head and ran to the kitchen to get one of kitchen knifes and swung at the doll again. The Tails Doll caught it again and killed Gill. The Tails Doll went back into the upstairs T.V. The police then came to the house because the neighbors called saying that they heard a lot of noise coming from Noah’s house. But when they got there, Noah and Gill were both up stairs in Noah’s bed room. One of the police officers took the Sega Saturn to the station and his partner said that there was no murder weapon.
