Total War: Dead Edition

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Note: I've only played Total War: Empire so what I'm describing might only be like what that game had.

The Beginning

I was always a fan of the Total War franchise, I owned every game that was in the franchise and I played them all the time, that is until one fateful day (FORESHADOWING). One dark and stormy night I was reading gaming articles on the internet when suddenly a pop-up appeared. The pop-up said that I was randomly selected by the company that makes the Total War games, to play the Beta of their next Total War game, from the description I saw that it took place during the Cold War, which I thought was a strange setting since they never made Total War games that happened that recently in history. When I started up the game I saw a horrible sight.

The Game: Part 1

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The title screen

When I started the game I saw this picture. It was soooooooooo scary you guys! I was so scared that I actually considering deleting the file but for some poorly explained reason I moved on thinking that it was just a glitch since this was the beta of the game. When I started the campaign I saw that the nation we would be playing as was the Soviet Union, so the first thing I did was declare war on West Germany so that I could unite Germany under communist rule, but when I moved a unit into West Berlin I saw that there was a cutscene where the soldiers murdered some innocent citizens, some of which looked like some people that I knew.

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One of the people that was shot

I dismissed this thinking that maybe they worked with the development team to make the cutscene.

The Game: Part 2

Once I finished the war in West Germany, I decided to declare war on Finland because why not? When I got into a battle I saw that all of the soldiers who died, had HYPER-REALISTIC blood flowing out of them and they all looked like people that I had known, but I still believed that they were either coincidences or that my friends had worked on the game and were going to give me full game for my birthday. After the shock of that I decided to take over Helenski (The capital of Finland) and that ended the war.

(Unfinished