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'''Hobo Heart vs The Toppler'''
Once, The Toppler was out for a drive to the gym, since there
'''The Real Chuck E Cheese vs The Toppler'''
One day, the Toppler was a bit low on cash, so the only place he could go to eat was Chuck E. Cheese. About 17 pizzas later, the Toppler felt as right as rain because nobody gives the Toppler Coronary Heart Disease! He then went to play on some arcade machines. One, which was called Hammerhead (though everyone knew it as "Shark-A-
"Well, that
"You
'''Tails Doll vs The Toppler'''
Because the Toppler never has anything to do, he once decided to play the immortal racing classic with magnets in the walls, Sonic R. In fairness, he only had a Sega Saturn, so that gives him a better excuse than some people (Richard). Jokingly, he picked the Tails Doll (oh, we were laughing for days!), and won anyway, since no-one beats the Toppler at Sonic R! And then the Tails doll appeared. ''
"No,
"Dammit, Thomas!
"I have intense powers gifted to me by the fans,
"You have fans?
"Right, that does it,
"I really should get a new console,
'''Teke Teke vs The Toppler'''
One time, the Toppler went to Japan because a) screw you, and b) he needed to go somewhere where he
"No it
"Ha!
"Nobody cares!
"Bugger,
"That
'''Clockwork vs The Toppler'''
The Toppler decided to join back up with Ofsted because he was bored and had nothing better to do. His first assignment back on the job was "Walkerville Creative Arts College,
"Are you, perchance, Johnny Topples?
"Well, yeah,
"Yes! Now I can finally proclaim myself the greatest serial killer in the world!
"Agh! Mary-Sue origin stories!
"Traitor!
"You set me on fire, you jerk!
"
"Yeah, sure,
"Fantastic,
'''Mecha-Jeff vs The Toppler'''
The Toppler and his new best friend, the stuffed giraffe (whom he'd taken to calling "
"Surprise!
"Well, it was hardly surprising, was it?
"Oh, go to kip!
"Well, what did you expect?
"Actually, no,
The Toppler leaped at Mecha-Jeff like Sheev, and ripped off his arms. "Hah!
"What? Coward! Come back and fight me!
"You have no arms! We win!
"Eh,
The end.
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