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'''Eyeless Jack vs The Toppler'''
After his battle with Jane the Killer, the Toppler got fired from easyjet. This meant he had to go seek employment, since beating up people nobody likes doesn't exactly pay the gas bill. However, since the employment system is complete bollocks, the only place he could find employment was at Ben and Jerry's, but at least he got free ice cream. One day, a man wearing a hoodie came to the till. He was facing backwards, for some odd reason. "
"Oh, right," said the man, who spun around revealing the blue mask he was wearing. "
"What?" said the Toppler, confused by the man's asking for this non existent flavour.
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"I said a kidney flavoured ice cream!" repeated the man.
"Well,
The man grew cross. "No-one refuses eyeless Jack!" he cried. And with that, he swung his knife and embedded it deep within a table.
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"Oh, that's a nice surprise," said the Toppler. "Who's it from?"
"How the hell should I know?" replied the postman. "I just deliver the post,
''Well, that was rude'', thought the Toppler as he carried the box inside.
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