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"No-one calls Helen Unrevealedsurname an asshole!" cried the boy.
With that, the Toppler laughed like he was being tickled by a thousand nuclear explosions, which was possible since no-one blows up the Toppler. "Stop laughing!" yelled Helen. The Toppler responded by punching Helen in the face, shattering his skull and killing him instantly. "Whoops," said the Toppler. Then he noticed a tiny, barely noticeable cut on his fist. It appeared that Helen was so edgy, he could cut even the nigh-invulnerable
The next day, Ofsted had successfully shut down the school, and there was much rejoicing. Besides, Helen (or The Bloody Painter, as his emo creator had presumably called him) had murdered most of the student body, so there wasn't much point in keeping the place open anyway.
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"Look, pal," said Jane, pulling out a knife. "Give me the damn peanuts!"
"Well, aren't you the badass, Mary sue?" said the Toppler mockingly. With that, Jane attempted to stab the Toppler in the heart. However, the knife bent against the
"Aha!" yelled Jane. "I have you now!"
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'''Eyeless Jack vs The Toppler'''
After his battle with Jane the Killer, the Toppler got fired from easyjet. This meant he had to go seek employment, since beating up people nobody likes doesn't exactly pay the gas bill. However, since the employment system is complete bollocks, the only place he could find employment was at Ben and
"Oh, right," said the man, who spun around revealing the blue mask he was wearing. "Hmmm… I'll have a kidney flavoured ice cream, please."
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The man grew cross. "No-one refuses eyeless Jack!" he cried. And with that, he swung his knife and embedded it deep within a table.
"Don't know what I was expecting from a bloke with no eyes," muttered the Toppler, as he jumped over the counter and started bashing Eyeless Jack's head in with an ice cream scoop. Eyeless Jack started to cut into the
"You're fired!" he said to the Toppler.
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"Cosmic entity, huh?" said the Toppler. "What are you? God of emo?"
With that, Laughing Jack leaped at the Toppler like sheev. He tried to rip the
'''Negative Mickey vs The Toppler'''
One day, the Toppler decided to go on vacation for some peace and quiet. So, to make absolutely sure no-one would bother him, he went to the abandoned theme park,
'''Jeff the Killer vs The Toppler'''
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"Well, yeah," replied the Toppler, not being suspicious due to his stereotypical stupidity. "Why do you ask?"
"You've been building up quite a reputation for yourself in the underworld. I like your style, pal!" said the fish-bloke, slapping the
The Toppler thought for a moment. "Maybe," he said. "Who are you, anyway?"
"My
"Jeff the Killer?" shouted the Toppler. "Not on your wasted life, mate!"
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