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"Why did you go to Japan, of all places?" asked Dave.
 
"I needed to go somewhere where no-one would judge me for watching dragonball," replied the Toppler. Suddenly a large dog ran up to them…them... on its elbows. It was then the Toppler noticed its lack of legs.
 
"Behold, my creation!" boomed a disembodied voice. "The Tekegami! A fusion between an inugami, and the japanese ghost known as te-"
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"That's not intimidating in the slightest," said the Toppler as he walked up to Tiny Clockwork and stepped on her, killing her instantly.
 
"Curses! Well, you shall not survive your next opponent!" bellowed JC. "Or, should that be…be... opponents?"
 
"That's not intimidating or clever," muttered Dave, as a portal opened and the Toppler and Dave stepped through. They found themselves at a bus stop.
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"Well, are you going to give us your money now?" inquired Keith politely.
 
"Errrr…Errrr... no," said the Toppler. "While it was a good performance, it wasn't exactly worth a couple of quid." Dave nodded in agreement, and smoked a pipe to make him look more intelligent.
 
"Well, back to plan A," said Randy, drawing a knife. Keith and Troy did the same and the 3 slowly advanced on the Toppler and Dave, snapping their fingers like they were in West Side Story. The Toppler hoisted the bench into the air and chucked it at the 12 year old muggers, sending them flying backwards. After pulling themselves together, the muggers ran at the Toppler once more and stabbed him in unison. However, all of their knives just bent on his rippling biceps, since nobody stabs the Toppler! The Toppler grabbed the 3 muggers by the shirt collars, and chucked them into the sun.