Trollpasta (good ending)

I know you're not going to believe what I'm about to say, so I won't say it. Good night, everybody!

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What? You're still here? It's just a little trollpasta I wrote. What do you mean "what are trollpastas?" You know what trollpastas are. Alright fine, trollpastas are parodies of creepypastas published on the Intern-what do you mean "what are creepypastas?" Everybody knows what creepypastas are. Jen, I swear I'm not crazy. Please don't cry, Jen. I love you, Jen. Jen? Jennifer?

Jennifer was gone. At that moment, John realized the truth that had been in plain sight the whole time: Jennifer never existed. She was a figment of his crumbling mind. "Then that means-" John had been dead for 900 years. No, 90 years. 9? Wait a minute...

As it turned out, John was not dead after all and Jennifer was a real lesbian.

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