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>I had all the merchandise |
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>Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants |
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>"Trump is love" I say "Trump is life" |
>"Trump is love" I say, "Trump is life" |
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>My dad hears me and calls me a racist |
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist |
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>I knew he was just jealous, of my devotion for Donald Trump |
>I knew he was just jealous, of my devotion for Donald Trump |
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>It was Donald Trump |
>It was Donald Trump |
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>I'm so happy |
>I'm so happy |
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>He whispers to me "we need to build a wall" |
>He whispers to me, "we need to build a wall" |
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>I am ready |
>I am ready |
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>I open my wallet for Donald |
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>He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet |
>He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet |
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>My dad walks in |
>My dad walks in |
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>Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says "you're fired" |
>Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says, "you're fired" |
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>Trump leaves through my window |
>Trump leaves through my window |
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Trump is love, Trump is life. |
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Latest revision as of 01:49, 20 October 2022
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Donald Trump so much
>I had all the merchandise
>Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
>"Trump is love" I say, "Trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I knew he was just jealous, of my devotion for Donald Trump
>I call him a dick
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I feel a warmth approach me
>It was Donald Trump
>I'm so happy
>He whispers to me, "we need to build a wall"
>I am ready
>I open my wallet for Donald
>He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
>I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
>He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet
>My dad walks in
>Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says, "you're fired"
>Trump leaves through my window
Trump is love, Trump is life.
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