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Go to the nearest fruit-bearing tree on the northeast side of any suburban town within twenty-eight miles of the Gulf of Mexico. If the town you have chosen has no fruit-bearing trees on its northeast side, GO TO ANOTHER TOWN YOU FUCKS. Anyway, once you have located the nearest fruit-bearing tree, you must stare at it for five to six seconds. You must then turn your head sharply to the left. After holding this position for ''exactly 2.013795 seconds'', you must turn your head--''slowly''--back to its original position. After you are facing the tree once again, look at the ground below you. Contemplate it. CONTEMPLATE IT.
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You must then pick one of the fruits from the tree. Take a bite. Now stare at the fruit. STARE AT IT. Now throw it at the nearest house in the vicinity. If it crashes through one of the windows of that house, you will instantly be teleported back to your computer, reading this, with no recollection of ever having done any of this.
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