Unitato
Once Upon a Time,
In a magical kingdom far, far away,
Lived a majestic creature named a Unitato.
It was half unicorn, and half potato.
It can potate a lot, and I mean potate a lot.
If you asked it "Dude, do you even potate?"
It would say, "Yes."
By the way, since its mother breeded with a potato
The only thing it could say was "yes"
Well, back to the story...
Back in the magical kingdom there was a king, who loved these creatures
He thought they were adorable
But, one day, the king was slayed by his evil wife, who wanted to eat all of the Unitatoes and control the kingdom for herself
It was to for the prince to save them all.
But he was lured, to join the dark side.
So it was either they do, and they live
or it was they do, and they die
One of the magic Unitatoes, Charlie, rose up and said this magical speech,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
(Translation: We will not let the evil wifey, and the evil prince eat us! We must take a stand, we must do something about it. It's do or we live, or we don't do anything, and we all get digested. WHO IS WITH ME!")
They all said "YES!"
So they did a barrel roll to the castle, and they charged.
blood by potato skin, skin by mane. It was a battle not to forget.
And who won, you may ask?
Well... It was the prince and the wife
They all ate the Unitatoes like it was their last meal...
I'm just joking, the Unitatoes won.
They seemed to be cannibals, because they loved human flesh.
And the kingdom lived in a Unitato population.
The End.
Written by Fatal Disease
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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