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My butt remains untouched
All of our butts remains untouched
We shall remain, forever, bootyless
Our booties will never be touched, in our entire lives.
Our booties will have wrinkles/cracks in it before we hit 30
Then, when we hit 60
Our booties will wither away.
And all we will have left are sacks of sagging skin
Then we have to have our mothers, prosper our babbys
Because we have no booty
Even after our mothers die, our babbys will become adults
and they will still feed on our dead mothers' dusty milk
They will feed on it. But their booties will be loved.
Their butts will not be like their fathers' booty.
Their butts, will not be the virgin butt.
And they will do squats.
Their thighs will grow
They will do anything, and I mean anything, with their booties.
Even sell it on the street, for crack cocaine
Then they will go to rehab.
Then do the drug again.
Then they will die at the age of 69, but they will still have booties
Their booties will be resurrected; and run a marathon.
Then the booties will have children of their own.
Then the booty children, will have booties
they will shit out booties.
Booties with booties shitting booties
then the whole world becomes overpopulated with hte booties.
then the ugly barnacle comes out. And everyone dies.
Then everyone's skeleton pops out.
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