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So I'm on this wiki now. I mostly came here for lols, and hope to find more lols. Pretty funny stuff you guys got here. Pretty terrible stuff to.
My Trollpastas
- TBA
Trollpastas I uploaded here that were deleted
Just for lolz, and if anyone still wants to read them:
Godzilla.exe
Don't worry, this one is not another Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life parody. Still Godzilla related though, because what can I say, I like what I like. It should be noted that this story lasted longer than any of my other trollpastas, and it actually took a week or so for it to be deleted. So enjoy my shitty Sonic.exe parody. Side note, the paragraph at the end is a short parody of Sonic.exe 2 and also exists because this story was originally the history section of a parody OC also called Godzilla.exe which can be found here.
The story
Hi, my name is Steve. I'm a total Godzilla fan, much like everyone else. I like the newer Godzillas, but I don't mind the classics either. I've never played any spooky or haunted games like NES Godzilla or anything, and I'm not sure I want to after what has happened.
It all started when I was playing Godzilla Unleashed on my Wii, when my mailman came and put an envelope on my front door. I opened it, and there was a disk for books and note from my buddy Joe. But what was weird was how it tasted. It was sloppily writeen, like he wrot it in a hurry. Here's what it said:
"Steve,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too OP for me, needs nerf.....
Please Steve, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Please...
Joe"
Well that was certainly weird. Even though Joe IS my best friend, I was peeked with curiosity and looked at the disk. It had "GODZILLA.EXE" written on it. It wasn't in Joe's handwriting, so he must have gotten it from someone else. I put the disc into my computer to see what it contained. I didn't stop to think it could have a virus or anything because I'm a moron. I didn't think a simple gaming disc could anything bad to him right?
Oh how right I was.
I started the game, and it was the first Godzilla game. The NES one, all those older Godzilla games don't count. I thought this was kool becuase as I said before, I like the classic Godzilla games, but I don't have the first one. Yeah, that totaly makes sense. Anyway, I hit start, even though I was on a computer, and the screen changed for a split second. I could still see the entire thing in great detail though. The screen showed the Godzilla image from the Japanese version of the game, but he had black and red HYPER RELISTIC eyes. All the next was blood red and the "1988 Toho Co., Ltd" now said "666 Toho Co., Ltd". I passed it off as a glitch. [[File:Godzilla exe by 4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png|thumb|220x220px|The spooky title screen|link=http://fan-made-kaiju.wikia.com/wiki/File:Godzilla_exe_by_4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png]]Anyway, I continued on with the game, and noticed that it had the character selection screen from Sonic Godzilla 3. The available characters were Mothra and *Gasp* Gigan and King Ghidorah! You
couldn't play as either of those two in a classic Godzilla game! Now I KNEW something was off. I selected Mothra and went about a normal level from the NES game, but with no enemies in it. Eventually, I found some, but they were already dead. On closer inspection of their 8-bit pixelated corpes, I found out they had been killed in overly detailed and gory ways. I kept walking (or flying) until I came across Godzilla. His back was turned and his [[File:Images copy.jpg|thumb|220x220px|the spooky character select screen]] eyes were closed. I was about to go up to him, but Mothra shook her head, as if to say we shouldn't go any closer. I ignored this warning like the idiot I was. Mothra went closer ot Godzilla, and as she did, evernthig slowed down, and this loud static showed up. Right as Mothra was about to touch Godzilla, his eyes opened. They were hte same red and vlack hyper realistic eys from the title screen! The screen cut to grey, and I heard a Kefka laugh, and some text game up. It said
"HeLlo. WaNt To pLaY A gAmE?"
*Gasp*
This was no ordinary spooky game.
It was a sh**ty Sonic.exe ripoff!
When the game came back on, Mothra was in a hellish landscape, and everything was HYPER RELOSTC and on fire to. I figured this must be a Godzilla NES Creepypasta ripoff to. Anyway, I kept mocing to the right with Mothra, becuae I really had no other choice. It WAS an nes game after all. After a while, the spooky eyed Godzilla showed up, and he was FLYING. Actually flying, not like Godzilla vs Hedorah, but more like Mechagodzilla in Godzilla CD. He chased Mothra for a while, until Mothra gave up and began crying because apparently she was a wuss in this game. Godzilla then appeared, and lungged at Mothra. I hear a HYPER REALITXIC scream as the screen wnet black.
I heard the Kefka laugh again.
"YoU'rE Too SLow"
"You're too unoriginal" I said to the scren. I was taken back to the character select screen, and selected Gigan. I was taken to a JPEG bloody backround that was ebeing passed off as a stage. I moved forward witg Gigan, until I had an idea. Wat if I turn around anf go left? I tried that, but Gigan fell off a clif and has an acid trip. I was sent back toe the beggining og the stage. "Nevermind" I said. I went right, when all of a sudden, A GODZILLA POPPED OUT. I attempted to attack Godzilla, but he dissapeared. Then Godzilla appeared behind Gigan, and I tried again. He dissapeared again, only to pop back up where he was before. This repetitive
nonsens caried on for a little wile, until Gigan collapesed in defeat. Like Mothra, he gave up because ge was a wuss. The spooky Godzilla appeared, and got Gigan to. The scren whent black, and I heard teh HYPER RELICTIC screem and the Kefka laugh again. This was starting to get repetitive. [[File:Maxresdefault-1-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Gigan gets got ]] "YoU cAnT RUN"
Definitley an NES Godzilla ripoff.
I was taken back to theb titel screen, and the onyl one left was King Ghidorah. Mothra and Gigan were now in the TV screens, wuth their eys all spokified like Godzilla. In the third TV screeen, I saw Sonic.exe. "Wtf?" I wondered. "Now that's lazy editing". I thought. I selected King Ghidorah, and noticed something else. this wasn't the King Ghidorah sprite from the original NES game, it was the one from the creepypasta! Ths had to be a hack! I selected King Ghidorah anyway because I'm an idiot. I ended up in some stage from some Sonic game. Yeah, I'm really not into Sonic, much like everyone else. Have I mentioned that all the music is backwards and spooky? I mean, if it's not stolen from some other game. Anway, I movied forard with King Ghidorah, and wents doen som starirs I had found along the way. I kept on going until the spooky Godzilla
showed up and killed me. I heard the static and the Kefka laugh again, both of which were louder than [[File:Maxresdefault-2-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Me playing the spooky game for my let's play channel]] before. The game than cut to the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. It was so scary I peed my pants. On the screen was a HYPER RELAITBCSITIC Godzilla with the balok ond red bleding eyes from before, staring right into my soul wit a demoicn look on his face. Along with this were three words wirtin in HYPER RELITSITC BLOOOOOOOOD. They said: I. AM. GOD. The scteen satyed like that for eaxtly 10 miinutes I was super
scared, then the scary Godziila lunged at me befor ethe screen wnet to balck. Then I heard someone behind me. [[File:Maxresdefault-1487520350.jpg|thumb|220x220px|He is God(zilla)]] "Kep this interesting for me Steve"
I turned arounf, and to my horror, on the front of my bed, was a bloddy Godzilla plushy with blach bleding eyes.
I was so spooked.
The man known as Steve continued to be haunted by this demonic entity that resembled Godzilla until his eventual death. Many other people were muderded by this game in overly detailed gory fashion, they were than taken to Godzilla.exe's dimension to become his toys. To quote Steve's final message: "This Godzilla was a monster. An evil, spooky, sexy, demented, demonic monster. Mothra, Gigan, King Ghidorah and all the other Kaiju, and maybe even Joe, were just toys in his sick twisted game." Steve then went on with this insane rambling, and was murdered shortly afterward. The authorities attempted to investigate, but to now avail. After gaining enough souls, the demon broke free of his virtual prison and reeked havoc on the real world before being banished back to the virtual realm following his defeat at the hands of the real Godzilla. Godzilla.exe still waits to enact his revenge and spread chaos and destruction and blah blah blah you get the point.
Beyuhn Drawyunehd
A story written by a friend of mine, SuperNerd295, that he permitted me to upload to this wiki. This is the second longest lasting of the trollpastas I have uploaded here, as it was around for a few days before being deleted. Presumably deleted for most of the story literally being the word "blood" and the spelling and grammar being so bad it's almost incomprehensible.
the story:
So Kermit the ffgorn was walking wone day and he sasa a cartidjege of Majoras Mask abd sadi "I am is Kyurnmit z e Rfroagsefmefwff4we4f." eefew and cthen the cartirdege nwet qainto his hands and he possessed it by bleeding out his HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD. sos then Ker mit asaid 'deihf4 hey I could give this to a mentally not so stable 32-12 year old qwho wants' eto lpay a gayme,." so Keyurmit transmfomed and wantefd to gieve the cratigdge to teh ugy so he disguuised himself a s and old man and asaid to the man that wabtented the game "Here haev theis game I put my HYPER REALISTICE 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and so teh kid webought teh game an dathen kher played it anfd it was spooper sppopy an d he went to clevahr bouaht foru reasurance and clebaer boaught said "i am kyurmit the frog" abf then teh guy died of heatr attack but not befoer he wrote down EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAD HAPPENED IN IMMENSE DEATAIL andfbeufbuebfjenfjerejrhewhjfrh and then his friend played the gae abd recorded data abty video and image for the guy tah enuhddhduj3gfuj5g4ugrger.
EvilPatrixxkillsyou.exe
My most recent trollpasta, inspired by the list of exe games that will never be made. This one lasted fairly long but was alas deleted. To be honest this is starting to annoy me.
Anyway, the story:
I'm a total EVIL PATIRXX fan, much like evryone else. I like the new PATRIXXes but I don't mind the classics. One day I was playing PATRIXXX unleashed on my abcdefeghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznes when the mailman cume and put somethign on my dor. It was a disk for typewriters and a note from my old friend Gary Stu, but was weird was how it tasted. It was strachty and hard to smell, it looked like he wrot it in a hurry.
Here's what it said:
"Mary Sue"
"I had to get rid of this somehow,and I thought you might do it for me. I can't man, he's after me. And if you don't destroy the disk he'll come after you to. I can't, he's too sexy for me. Destroy the disk and you'll destroy him, but do it quickly or he'll rape you. Don't even play the game, it's just what he wants. Destroy the disk, please,
Gary Stu"
Well that was weird. And even though Gary IS my best friend I was #triggered that he had just assumed my gender, so I decided to play the game anyway.
A simple game couldn't hurt him right?
Oh how wong I was.
I looked at the game and it said "EvilPatrixxkillsyou.exe", but not in Gary Stu's handwriting so he must have gotten it from Bootman Bill down the street.
I put the game into my vagina and after that didn't work I inserted the disk into my computer instead.
I noticed it was the title screen from EVIL PATRIXXX the PATRIXXX 1, and I thought this was cool because like I said, I'm a big EVIL PATRIXXX fan, but I never had the first PATRIXXX game. becuz rezuns now shut up. So anyway I hit delete and the game started but the title screen changed for exactly 0.22838484888853939495959949393949599584883 seconds. However because I am a Mary Sue, I was able to see all of this in full detail. It showed EVIL PATRIXXX but with a frown instead of his usual perverted smile that me want to have sex with him. Also his eyes were transparent and bleeding HYPER REALSISIRC stomach acids. The water had turned into soda and the sky was purple and lastly the ring was covered in shit, like someone tried to use it as a butplug. and it had the character select screen from PATRIXXX 3. I looked at the playable characters and they were Shrek, Sonic.exe, and to my surprise, Donald Trump. Now this was odd , I knew you couldn't play as Trump in a classic PATRIXXX game, I figured this must be a hack or a special porn parody version. So anyway I picked Shrek and went to the stage which was called "EVIL PATRIXX ACT 69". So anyway I went forward with my Ogrelord and soon I noticed soemthig, there wre dead childrens everywhere cuz ZOMG DEAD CHILDREN ARE SO SHOCKING. and on closer inspection their asses were torn open like they had been raped because ZOMG RAPE WHAT A SERIOUS SUBJECT WATCH AS I MISUSE IT IN THIS SHITTY STORY. But anyway, I kept going until I saw EVIL PATRIXXX but his back was turned and his eyes were cloesed. Shrek went up to PATRIXXX so they could make love but PATRIXXX opened his eyes and they were transparent and bleeding like the tielte screen. Gee? Concidence much? hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway Instead of taking me to some bullshit hellish stage to make the story longer like [[Sonic.exe|some other peice of shit]] instead PATRIXXX just straight up raped Shrek which I fapped to and then killed him. And now I was pissed, because PATRIXXX killed my boner when he killed shrek. So I sought revenge on PATRIXXX for killing Shrek and for lying to me, to all of us, all this time, acting like he was our meme god when really he was just another asshole who killed people for no reason. Then there was some text that said "You're not sexy enough, want to try again?"
So anyway I picked Sonic.exe next. As you would expect from the other bajillions of stories like this you've probably read, I just had to walk right until the spooks came. This time, Sonic.exe tried to jumpscare PATRIXXX when PATRIXXX tried to kill him but this didn't work, so PATRIXXX simply teleported Sonic.exe to another dimension where he became very confused and somehow ended up in [[My Little Trollpasta (Part 1)|My Little Trollpasta ]] because mentioning other trollpastas in your trollpasta will totaly make you famous anf stuff. So yeah now that was dealt with EVIL PATRIXXX actually looked right on me and said "He was too much faggoty for me to rape and murder so I sent him somewhere. Pick Trump alreayd so we can get this shitty trollpasta over with."
I did as ex-lord and savior commanded when I was sent back toe character screen and picked Trump.
The first thing I did after entering the stage as Trump was build a wall to hopefully protect myself. However the wall was instantly broken by a random Kaiju who appeared out of nowhere only to be killed by Zoffy because random Ultraman cameos for life m8. So anywyay I said "fuck it let;s just get this overwith" and walked to the left. But when I did Doge showed up and was all like LOL NOPE and turned me back around. So I went to the right when suddenly: PINEAPPLES! This didn't make things any less sp00py so I kept going when suddenly: CAKE! I ate the cake and kept, things randomly appearing was starting to get annoying. So anyway I kept walking untl EVIL PATRIXXX appeared and had a fortysome with Trump, Hillary, Shronkey,Slendy, Jeff, Zalgo,GUD PATRIXXX, Red from nes Godzilla, Spongeboob, Ben, Sanic, Pepe le frong, Le Lenny, Your Mom, and various others.
This caused me to fap uncontrollably but right as I was about to finish, everyone stopped and I was all like "c'mon! Keep going!" EVIL PATRIXXX instead shook his head and lunged at me from the TV screen.
He killed me, I was dead, then I ebecame Skeleton and wrote this.
Oh and also YOU'RE NEXT.
So remember, if you see a game called "EvilPatrixxkillsyou.exe" It probably means EVIL PATRIXXX will kill you. So yes the title does make sense now shut up.
THE END111111
Trollpastas I intend to write in the future
- Some sort of Tails Doll parody
- A parody Jeff formula story centered around the fan-created-but-actually-got-an-official-toy-becuase-Japan Ultraman character, Kabuto the Killer.
- A story called "Godzilla vs The Creepypastas" which entails exactly what it's title suggests, Godzilla battling various creepypasta characters, spoilers, he will murder them all quite easily because I enjoy pissing off the fanboys of things that are terrible. No plot armor for ya this time Jeffy-boy!
- A story called "NormalSonic.jpg" or something similar, which would entail a reversal of Sonic.exe in which the game actually starts out as Sonic.exe, acts like a normal Sonic game unexpectedly, and the main character is spooked anyway.
