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== Trollpastas I uploaded here that were deleted ==
Just for lolz, and if anyone still wants to read them:
 
=== The Tale of Skeleturtle ===
A joke Godzilla fanfic centered around the obscure Kaiju Skeleturtle, presumably deleted for being a Shrek is Love, Shrek is Live ripoff/parody.
 
The story:
 
Skeleturtle is love, Skeleturtle is life.
 
>I was only 9 years old.
 
>I loved Skeleturtle so much
 
>I had all the movies, and the nonexistent merchandise
 
>"Skeleturtle is love" I say, "Skeleturtle is life"
 
>My dad hears and calls me a fanboy
 
>He is OBVIOUSLY jealous of my devotion for Skeleturtle
 
>I call him an athiest
 
>He slaps me, and sends me to my room
 
>I am crying now, cause my face hurts
 
>I go into my bed, and it's very cold
 
>I feel something equally cold move towards me
 
>I feel something touch me
 
>It's Skeleturtle
 
>He whispers into my ear:
 
>"I am the greatest Kaiju ever conceived"
 
>He grabs with his powerful bone flippers and puts me on my hands and knees
 
>I'm ready
 
>I spread my butt cheeks for Skeleturtle
 
>He penetrates by butthole with his boner
 
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Skeleturtle
 
>I feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water
 
>I push against his force
 
>I want to please Skeleturtle
 
>He roars a mighty "rawr" as he fills me with his love
 
>My dad walks in
 
>Skeleturtle looks him deep in the eyes,
 
>and says:
 
>"It's all boner now"
 
>Skeleturtle leaves through my window
 
>Skeleturtle is love
 
>Skeleturtle is life
 
=== Orga is Love, Orga is Life ===
Another Shrek is Love parody, this one being a bit more obvious in the title. Created because the Godzilla character Orga has a name that sounds similar to "Ogre" and the pun was too good to pass up.
[[File:It's All Orga Now.jpg|thumb|220x220px]]
The story:
 
>I was 21 years old
 
>I loved Orga so much
 
>I had the one movie he was in and all the merchandise
 
>I pray to Orga every night, thanking him for the greatest Godzilla film ever
 
>My gay lover heres me and calls me a fanboy
 
>He is clearly jealous of my devotion for Orga
 
>I call him a hater
 
>He slaps me, and sends me too my room
 
>I'm in my bed, and crying now
 
>I'm also wondering how someone the same age as me is able to send me to my room.
 
>I feel a warmth move towards me
 
>I feel something touch me
 
>It's Orga
 
>I'm so happy
 
>He whispers into my ear: "I am the best Godzilla clone, Spacegodzilla and Biollante suck d***"
 
>He grabs me with his powerful giant Orga hands and puts me on my hands and knees
 
>I'm ready
 
>I spread my butt cheeks for Orga
 
>He penetrates my butthole
 
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Orga
 
>I push against his force
 
>I want to please Orga
 
>I can feel my rectum tearing as he fills me a strange alien substance
 
>My gay lover walks in
 
>Orga looks him deep in the eyes and says "It's all Orga now"
 
>Orga leaves through my 70 meter tall window
 
>My gay lover breaks up with me for cheating on him
 
>Orga is Love, Orga is Life
 
=== Godzilla.exe ===
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Oh how right I was.
 
I started the game, and it was the first Godzilla game. The NES one, all those older Godzilla games don't count. I thought this was kool becuase as I said before, I like the classic Godzilla games, but I don't have the first one. Yeah, that totaly makes sense. Anyway, I hit start, even though I was on a computer, and the screen changed for a split second. I could still see the entire thing in great detail though. The screen showed the Godzilla image from the Japanese version of the game, but he had black and red HYPER RELISTIC eyes. All the next was blood red and the "1988 Toho Co., Ltd" now said "666 Toho Co., Ltd". I passed it off as a glitch. <nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Godzilla exe by 4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png|thumb|220x220px|The spooky title screen|link=http://fan-made-kaiju.wikia.com/wiki/File:Godzilla_exe_by_4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png]]Anyway, I continued on with the game, and noticed that it had the character selection screen from <s>Sonic</s> Godzilla 3. The available characters were Mothra and *Gasp* Gigan and King Ghidorah! You
 
couldn't play as either of those two in a classic Godzilla game! Now I KNEW something was off. I selected Mothra and went about a normal level from the NES game, but with no enemies in it. Eventually, I found some, but they were already dead. On closer inspection of their 8-bit pixelated corpes, I found out they had been killed in overly detailed and gory ways. I kept walking (or flying) until I came across Godzilla. His back was turned and his
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Images copy.jpg|thumb|220x220px|the spooky character select screen]]
eyes were closed. I was about to go up to him, but Mothra shook her head, as if to say we shouldn't go any closer. I ignored this warning like the idiot I was. Mothra went closer ot Godzilla, and as she did, evernthig slowed down, and this loud static showed up. Right as Mothra was about to touch Godzilla, his eyes opened. They were hte same red and vlack hyper realistic eys from the title screen! The screen cut to grey, and I heard a Kefka laugh, and some text game up. It said
 
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nonsens caried on for a little wile, until Gigan collapesed in defeat. Like Mothra, he gave up because ge was a wuss. The spooky Godzilla appeared, and got Gigan to. The scren whent black, and I heard teh HYPER RELICTIC screem and the Kefka laugh again. This was starting to get repetitive.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-1-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Gigan gets got ]]
"YoU cAnT RUN"
 
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showed up and killed me. I heard the static and the Kefka laugh again, both of which were louder than
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-2-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Me playing the spooky game for my let's play channel]]
before. The game than cut to the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. It was so scary I peed my pants. On the screen was a HYPER RELAITBCSITIC Godzilla with the balok ond red bleding eyes from before, staring right into my soul wit a demoicn look on his face. Along with this were three words wirtin in HYPER RELITSITC BLOOOOOOOOD. They said: I. AM. GOD. The scteen satyed like that for eaxtly 10 miinutes I was super
 
scared, then the scary Godziila lunged at me befor ethe screen wnet to balck. Then I heard someone behind me.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-1487520350.jpg|thumb|220x220px|He is God(zilla)]]
"Kep this interesting for me Steve"