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== Trollpastas I uploaded here that were deleted ==
Just for lolz, and if anyone still wants to read them:
=== The Tale of Skeleturtle ===
A joke Godzilla fanfic centered around the obscure Kaiju Skeleturtle, presumably deleted for being a Shrek is Love, Shrek is Live ripoff/parody.
The story:
Skeleturtle is love, Skeleturtle is life.
>I was only 9 years old.
>I loved Skeleturtle so much
>I had all the movies, and the nonexistent merchandise
>"Skeleturtle is love" I say, "Skeleturtle is life"
>My dad hears and calls me a fanboy
>He is OBVIOUSLY jealous of my devotion for Skeleturtle
>I call him an athiest
>He slaps me, and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, cause my face hurts
>I go into my bed, and it's very cold
>I feel something equally cold move towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Skeleturtle
>He whispers into my ear:
>"I am the greatest Kaiju ever conceived"
>He grabs with his powerful bone flippers and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my butt cheeks for Skeleturtle
>He penetrates by butthole with his boner
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Skeleturtle
>I feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Skeleturtle
>He roars a mighty "rawr" as he fills me with his love
>My dad walks in
>Skeleturtle looks him deep in the eyes,
>and says:
>"It's all boner now"
>Skeleturtle leaves through my window
>Skeleturtle is love
>Skeleturtle is life
=== Orga is Love, Orga is Life ===
Another Shrek is Love parody, this one being a bit more obvious in the title. Created because the Godzilla character Orga has a name that sounds similar to "Ogre" and the pun was too good to pass up.
[[File:It's All Orga Now.jpg|thumb|220x220px]]
The story:
>I was 21 years old
>I loved Orga so much
>I had the one movie he was in and all the merchandise
>I pray to Orga every night, thanking him for the greatest Godzilla film ever
>My gay lover heres me and calls me a fanboy
>He is clearly jealous of my devotion for Orga
>I call him a hater
>He slaps me, and sends me too my room
>I'm in my bed, and crying now
>I'm also wondering how someone the same age as me is able to send me to my room.
>I feel a warmth move towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Orga
>I'm so happy
>He whispers into my ear: "I am the best Godzilla clone, Spacegodzilla and Biollante suck d***"
>He grabs me with his powerful giant Orga hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my butt cheeks for Orga
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Orga
>I push against his force
>I want to please Orga
>I can feel my rectum tearing as he fills me a strange alien substance
>My gay lover walks in
>Orga looks him deep in the eyes and says "It's all Orga now"
>Orga leaves through my 70 meter tall window
>My gay lover breaks up with me for cheating on him
>Orga is Love, Orga is Life
=== Godzilla.exe ===
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