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Oh how right I was.
 
I started the game, and it was the first Godzilla game. The NES one, all those older Godzilla games don't count. I thought this was kool becuase as I said before, I like the classic Godzilla games, but I don't have the first one. Yeah, that totaly makes sense. Anyway, I hit start, even though I was on a computer, and the screen changed for a split second. I could still see the entire thing in great detail though. The screen showed the Godzilla image from the Japanese version of the game, but he had black and red HYPER RELISTIC eyes. All the next was blood red and the "1988 Toho Co., Ltd" now said "666 Toho Co., Ltd". I passed it off as a glitch. <nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Godzilla exe by 4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png|thumb|220x220px|The spooky title screen|link=http://fan-made-kaiju.wikia.com/wiki/File:Godzilla_exe_by_4ngryb1rd5numb3r10-d7mi6nd.png]]Anyway, I continued on with the game, and noticed that it had the character selection screen from <s>Sonic</s> Godzilla 3. The available characters were Mothra and *Gasp* Gigan and King Ghidorah! You
 
couldn't play as either of those two in a classic Godzilla game! Now I KNEW something was off. I selected Mothra and went about a normal level from the NES game, but with no enemies in it. Eventually, I found some, but they were already dead. On closer inspection of their 8-bit pixelated corpes, I found out they had been killed in overly detailed and gory ways. I kept walking (or flying) until I came across Godzilla. His back was turned and his
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Images copy.jpg|thumb|220x220px|the spooky character select screen]]
eyes were closed. I was about to go up to him, but Mothra shook her head, as if to say we shouldn't go any closer. I ignored this warning like the idiot I was. Mothra went closer ot Godzilla, and as she did, evernthig slowed down, and this loud static showed up. Right as Mothra was about to touch Godzilla, his eyes opened. They were hte same red and vlack hyper realistic eys from the title screen! The screen cut to grey, and I heard a Kefka laugh, and some text game up. It said
 
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nonsens caried on for a little wile, until Gigan collapesed in defeat. Like Mothra, he gave up because ge was a wuss. The spooky Godzilla appeared, and got Gigan to. The scren whent black, and I heard teh HYPER RELICTIC screem and the Kefka laugh again. This was starting to get repetitive.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-1-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Gigan gets got ]]
"YoU cAnT RUN"
 
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showed up and killed me. I heard the static and the Kefka laugh again, both of which were louder than
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-2-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Me playing the spooky game for my let's play channel]]
before. The game than cut to the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. It was so scary I peed my pants. On the screen was a HYPER RELAITBCSITIC Godzilla with the balok ond red bleding eyes from before, staring right into my soul wit a demoicn look on his face. Along with this were three words wirtin in HYPER RELITSITC BLOOOOOOOOD. They said: I. AM. GOD. The scteen satyed like that for eaxtly 10 miinutes I was super
 
scared, then the scary Godziila lunged at me befor ethe screen wnet to balck. Then I heard someone behind me.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Maxresdefault-1487520350.jpg|thumb|220x220px|He is God(zilla)]]
"Kep this interesting for me Steve"