User:Jerrika12

Hey there, I'm Jerrika12, also known as the proud Faze Clan leader. Leave a message after the beep on my talk page if you wish. I write a lot more than I read trollpasta, but I do read. Usually, I write stories that are... well... nsfw to say the least. If you explore my pastas enough, you'll find at least one thing that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it was so weird. So yeah. That's all I got to say.

My Trollpastas And Shit

Naughty Timmy - One of my early pastas, a one with PATRIXXX.

My First Boner - A comment on this says it puts Shakespeare to shame. That's pretty accurate, giving the fact this is a rhyme about Shrek, boners and WANKING OVER YOUR GOD DAMN GRANDMA.

Fight Nights At Freddy's: Horny Fox Edition - Not the best, but still weird.

Cod of Duty: Modern Jackasses 2 - Another early pasta I made. Dumb.

THEY ALL DIED - A shitty pasta I made, also the first I made!

HauntedGame.EXE - My second one... ugh.

Grandma's Secret Minigun - Yeah, this one is without a doubt strange. It'll change the way you see your grandma from now on.

The Fat Shopkeeper Strikes Again - I don't know why I wrote this.

Sally's Christmas Gift - Teaches some very important life lessons!

The Truth About McDonalds - A legit theory that is 100% accurate, if you disagree, fuck off then you dirty skrub.

Shrek Noodles - Another Shrek pasta... why do I keep writing about Shrek and boners?