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Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes When I'm called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off You too, boy, if ya fuck with me The police are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out For the punk motherfuckers

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a song me and my m8teys play erry day

that's showin out Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a

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jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Charles Manson AK-47 is the tool Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that I'm down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin the crops Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' Shoot a motherfucker in a minute I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it So if you're at a show in the front row I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to But that shows me, slut, you're composed to a crazy muthafucker from tha street Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit MC Ren controls the automatic For any dumb muthafucker that starts static Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself every time I pull a AK off the shelf The security is maximum and that's a law R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin that's takin place without a clue And once you're on the scope, your ass is through Look, you might take it as a trip but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip Straight outta Compton...

...straight outta Compton is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother and make ya sister think I love her Dangerous motherfucker raises hell And if I ever get caught I make bail See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while And when I see a punk pass, I smile To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin lookin for the one they call Eazy But here's a flash, they never seize me Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her! You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker! This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

Bitch, these are my trollpastas. Enjoy the most awkward experience you've ever had since your 5 year old accidentaly clicked on that gay anal porn website website.


Patrix90 is the creator of the top kek squad. The members of the top kek squad are:

Godofmemez Patrix90

The Top Kek Squad is a well-armed squad specializing in dealing with anomalies, trolls, and others, more information may be added soon.

CURRENT MISSION: Defending this wiki from a secret agent known as Grootslang before the wiki gets closed by the VSTF. NOTES: MISSION FAILED.


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The shitty sherk series (in chronological order)

  1. SHERK.EXE
  2. SHERKS RETURN
  3. SHERKS REVENGE
  4. SHERK.AVI
  5. SHERKTARTS

Deleted shit

  1. Cow cunts
  2. Cow cunts 2
  3. Слесарь счастливее .exe (Deleted but can be found here: Слесарь счастливее.exe )
  4. Super mario 9: when the tigers broke free (Deleted fer sum reason)

KOLLABZ!1!11!11!1!!!!!

  1. The reason chris-chan can't get any girls
  2. DIAL UP PORN

Pastas

  1. SANIC 666 DAVIL VERSION
  2. DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE
  3. 4chan.exe
  4. PATRIXXX AND THE BäSTARD
  5. Steel alifi's revenge
  6. Cars: shining edition
  7. Toys 2:XXX edition (nsfw)
  8. 2001:a shite oddysey
  9. WHITE CHOKLATE FLAKES (a story i found while looking in the /x/ board in 4chan)
  10. KidsBop.exe
  11. The red vine
  12. The legend of Old cowhead
  13. Evil stories
  14. AskJeeves.exe
  15. Pissing on the lawn
  16. DA SLENDAHSHIZZLE
  17. Randolf the reindeer
  18. Buddyholly.exe
  19. Pokemon.exe
  20. Channel 198
  21. Rez.exe
  22. Warehouse.avi
  23. Slipknot.midi
  24. The Epic Invasion of OfficerElgin1999 (True story)
  25. Jackwhite.exe
  26. Earthbound:The carpenter
  27. Da Mudafuckin XoRax Returnez In Da Quest Fo' Da Bootay
  28. Dimention of Fears
  29. Call of dewty
  30. Rot in hell to get to all the north (More commonly know as 북한의 모든 지옥에 썩 얻을)
  31. Pong Orgy: A pong fanfiction
  32. Seventh Sun
  33. GR00TZLANG DIEZ DA MOVYE