User:Patrix90
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L00K AT D1Z L1NK F0R B00BZ!1!!!!!!!1!: B00BZ
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Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes When I'm called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off You too, boy, if ya fuck with me The police are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a
jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Charles Manson AK-47 is the tool Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that I'm down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton
Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin the crops Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' Shoot a motherfucker in a minute I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it So if you're at a show in the front row I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to But that shows me, slut, you're composed to a crazy muthafucker from tha street Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit MC Ren controls the automatic For any dumb muthafucker that starts static Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself every time I pull a AK off the shelf The security is maximum and that's a law R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin that's takin place without a clue And once you're on the scope, your ass is through Look, you might take it as a trip but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip Straight outta Compton...
...straight outta Compton is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother and make ya sister think I love her Dangerous motherfucker raises hell And if I ever get caught I make bail See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while And when I see a punk pass, I smile To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin lookin for the one they call Eazy But here's a flash, they never seize me Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her! You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker! This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton
Bitch, these are my trollpastas. Enjoy the most awkward experience you've ever had since your 5 year old accidentaly clicked on that gay anal porn website website.
Patrix90 is the creator of the top kek squad. The members of the top kek squad are:
The Top Kek Squad is a well-armed squad specializing in dealing with anomalies, trolls, and others, more information may be added soon.
CURRENT MISSION: Lure some trolls into a decoy ITzNQQB Wiki, a disguise of a previously deleted wiki filled with trolls.
IDEAZ!1!!!!!! (L0L D0NT ST33L NUB)
- teh m8trixxx
- UW0TM8.EXE
- The REAL Coca-Cola secret ingredient
The shitty sherk series (in chronological order)
Deleted shit
- Cow cunts
- Cow cunts 2
- Слесарь счастливее .exe
- Evil stories
- ofMontreal.exe (You Can Find It Here)
KOLLABZ!1!11!11!1!!!!!
L00MINATY THERYZ!!1!!!1
Pastas
- SANIC 666 DAVIL VERSION
- DARUDESANDSTORM.EXE
- 4chan.exe
- PATRIXXX AND THE BäSTARD
- Steel alifi's revenge
- Cars: shining edition
- Toys 2:XXX edition (nsfw)
- 2001:a shite oddysey
- WHITE CHOKLATE FLAKES(a story i found while looking in the /x/ board in 4chan)
- Creep.mp4
- KidsBop.exe
- The red vine
- The legend of Old cowhead
- AskJeeves.exe
- Pissing on the lawn
- DA SLENDAHSHIZZLE
- Randolf the reindeer
- Buddyholly.exe
- Pokemon.exe
- Channel 198
- Rez.exe
- Warehouse.avi
- Slipknot.midi
- The Epic Invasion of OfficerElgin1999 (True story)
- Jackwhite.exe
- Earthbound:The carpenter
- Super mario 9: When the tigers broke free
- Da Mudafuckin XoRax Returnez In Da Quest Fo' Da Bootay
- Dimention of Fears
- Call of dewty
- Rot in hell to get to all the north (More commonly know as 북한의 모든 지옥에 썩 얻을)
- Pong Orgy: A pong fanfiction
- Seventh Sun
- KimIlsung.exe
- The Fresh Prince Of The Trollpasta Wiki
