User:Roadkilled Squirrel

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I'm thinkin'.

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Hello?!

Hey. This is Roadkilled Squirrel. I'm not thinking right now, so we can talk.

I am not good at writing Trollpastas so go away.

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Muh Motto

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Teh Mato. GET IT? HUEHUEHUEHUE

I want to make funny Trollpastas without having super sucky bad grammar. It's obvious this can be done, but make sure my grammar is in top notch shape, OK? Thanks. :)

My Opinions (IMPORTANT)

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Here's a picture. I dunno.

What is your favorite trollpasta?

For now, 404.

What is your least favorite trollpasta?

Look at the picture over there. ->

What is your favorite creepypasta?

None. C:

What is your least favorite cr(ap)pypasta?

Any game pastas. EVER.

Why do you think so much?

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My Trollpastas

Don't read them... Or do... DO I CARE?!?!

Snow Way Out (Lost Spongebob Episode)

Toy Story 3 Legit Theory

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