User:Sack of Nuts
- What does this button do? What does THIS button do? What does this but- *KABOOM*
- — Me, when I first became admin
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
Mah siggie: And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)
My favorite pages
- BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN
- Noodles
- EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo. (Note: This one might get it's own GALLBLADDERIE too)
- The time I smoked 2 marijuanas
- Glenn Beck.avi
- Omg Explosion
- Shit
- Read this MOTHERFUCKIN shit yo
- MY PENIS IS BIG!
- LOLSKELETONS IS CLONED PART 2: THE MAN WHO POPPED OUT
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
- Tennessee
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Squidwardz Suicide
Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)
THE JEFFCAPS WARS
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
- Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
- JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW
- JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB
- JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS
- JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK
- JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT
- JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE
- JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST
- JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA
- JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS
And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:
- JEFF'S ROID RAGE
- Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches
- JEFF'S DICK
- JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD
- JEFF OVEREATS
- FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER
- FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS
- JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS
- JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP
- Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast
Special mention goes to this story, written by a third party.
UPDATE: Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:
COMING SOON
- Godzilla NES Creepypazta
- D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT
In Cumclusion
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