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— Me, when I first became admin
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
Godzilla NES Creepypazta: Gizoogle version of the Godzilla NES Creepypasta, with gangsta-ized images. STATUS: In development hell, will be passed off onto another user who can write gangsta without saying the N-word.
D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT: Sequel to BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM;FROWN, one of my favorite trollpastas of all time. For those that don't know, D12 is a rap group of 6 guys, 1 of which is white and 1 of which is a nasty-ass fat guy named Bizarre Kid. STATUS: Partially started
(Untitled): The First Gangster Themed Story To Not Be Run Through File:VUM4Lc9.jpgThe protagonist of my Christmas special, Whiggie.Gizoogle: Originally a Christmas special, but never came through because I needed more time to study. STATUS: I have no clue what this will be about, I'll probably just save it for Easter or something.
The Rise Of The Trolls: This story is based on all the shit that happened while I was gone for ONE BRIEF MONTH. Let's recap, shall we? Evets struck back, Ceeb showed up, a new butthurt user has taken the throne by the name of ObliterationOfTheSelf, the beef between us and MrBigDog has been relit because of something LOLSKELETONS did, And Furbearingbrick has gone rogue after we refused to help her raid someone she didn't like. So, with all of this crazy stuff that's happened, and the stuff that happened before that (Trust me, there's plenty of drama to go around), I've decided to start a series of trollpasta based on these events. It shows the world in a Mad Max-style future, where the TPW is a faction that has started its own settlement to combat the wastes. As for what the other people would be, well, you'll see when it's done... STATUS: IF THERE'S ONE PROJECT THAT I'M GOING TO FINISH, LET IT BE THIS ONE!!
In Cumclusion
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