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* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 '''Call of Patrixxx 69''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 '''Call of Patrixxx 69''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [[Call of Patrixxx 420 - Robotnik's Revenge]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky)''
* The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky)''

Revision as of 21:59, 22 April 2015

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"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."

-Stimpy, 1992

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I'ma 'bout to fuck shit up!

Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.

Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "Spooneads" or else Murder!

Pastas that I made!

(The ones in bold are recommended readings. These ones are better.)

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Your reaction to my pastas

Pastas I have planned

  • NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
  • Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
  • EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
  • NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
  • ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about!

Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:

  • My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 (But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)
  • NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!
  • TEH EVUL EXAM!!!
  • Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)
  • THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!

Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?

Discounting deleted pastas, Probably one of the following

  • Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
  • so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg

What are your hobbies?

  • Writing shitty trollpasta, hoping it doesn't get deleted.
  • Watching YouTube Videos, and commenting a lot.
  • Playing Video Games
  • Watching Aminated Cartoonios
  • Violently f4ppng to h0m0seXua1 pr0nz
  • Drinking Pepsi Max
  • Various other unproductive things

What's your favorite game?

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

How old are you?

As of January 25th 2015, I am 16.

Pepsi or Coke?

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:

  1. Pepsi Max
  2. Coca-Cola
  3. Coca-Cola Cherry
  4. Coca-Cola Zero
  5. Coca-Cola Life
  6. Pepsi Diet
  7. Diet Coke
  8. Pepsi

Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

Do you like being a brony faggot?

Oh very much so!

My Trollpasta OC's

CFBRCU Canon OC's.

Dylan Ricky the Magical Flying Hoover is the Successor to the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and defeated the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, Mecha Waffles of Doom and The Great Sea Beast of Doom in an epic battle, saving us all.

These are the 6 true Gods, controlling Life, Death, Joy, Despair, Purity and Discord in perfect harmony.

Militant enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things are violent, using teddy bear stuffing mallets to cause chaos and destruction to spite the 6 Gods.

Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things have a lot in common with the Big Relentless Bagels. These however, are more sneaky, spiteful, and MUCH SPOOKIER! While the Big Relentless Bagels are just violent and dangerous.

Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, The Mecha Waffles of Doom take a more underground approach, secretly planning big attacks instead of causing chaos. They are much more intelligent and considerably more powerful than the Big Relentless Bagels and Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs. And they have several human Allies.

The greatest, most powerful enemy of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and is also head of the "Resistance", so to speak. Leading the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, AND the Mecha Waffles of Doom to a close victory, until they were all thwarted and defeated by Dylan Ricky.

EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX and EVIL BUHDEUCXXX Canon OC's

An evil version of Swaysway from the show Breadwinners. He delivers Hyperrealistic bread made out of kiddies souls, rapes ducks, party punches people and uses his bread gun to kill people.

An evil version of Buhdeuce from the show Breadwinners. He works with EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX, cannibalizes ducks, booty kicks people and uses his epic haxxxxor ninja skills and nuclear farts on people to kill them.

The Samurai alter-ego of T-Midi from the show Breadwinners. He is the enemy of EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX and EVIL BUHDEUCXXX and will fight with his "ULTRAMATE DAPPER SWORD" or the brutality of Swaysway & Buhdeuce's bread.

Holy fuck I'm a pathetic human being. I don't even like Breadwinners.

COMMONLY RECURRING OC's

Lives down the road, selling bootleg video games in his garage sale.

Lives inside cursed copies of the movie Barnyard, and is released whenever it is viewed. He rapes unsuspecting people, unleashing his bizarre disturbing fetishes. He then kills his victims by shot lasers out of his nose.

NON CANON / ONE TIME OC's

He is stronger than every single pasta monster ever made combined times infinity. He's seriously like, so powerful you guys! AND HE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!!

An Evil version of Allen Gregory. He attempts to murder every single fucking thing he sees. What am I doing with my life?

The loving EVIL CHILXXX of EVIL PATRIXXX and EVIL KERMIXXX.

An evil version of Gilderoy Lockheart from Harry Potter 2. He can fire the legendary ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER, which is the most powerful laser in all of fictional history.

Adolf Hitler as a trollpasta character. He fires Anti-Semitism lasers and Hyperrealistic Gas at his victims, and attacked Spooneads for being bi. He is also the leader of the Nazi Skeletons, but he lost in a fight with EVIL PATRIXXX. This is my most offensive character. Sorry everyone...

SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!!

Funniest Trollpasta

PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI by LOLPATRIXXX (uploaded to TP Archives Wiki by me)

Most Unreadable Trollpasta

ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X by Cabalsd412

Best Name for a Trollpasta

One day i woke up and found my butt was missing it was terrible by Rinskuro13

Most legitimately scary Trollpasta

undecided

Worst Shitpasta

Scooby Doo Theory by I don't fucking know!

Super Duper Happy Dappy Fun Fun Gallery Of Murder

Trollpasta "Quality Control" rant

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YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ADMINS!

I'm not very happy. Because, while trollpasta quality control might seem contradictory, it's not a TERRIBLE idea (especially when it's used on one sentence pastas and Shrek is Love ripoffs). But the admins just seem to be deleting as they please, getting rid of, not only trollpastas with some genuine fucking effort put into them, but some trollpastas that are actually pretty funny!

I can accept the removal of some of my own trollpastas. I mean, I pretty much requested for Littlest Pet Shop Theory and Alfe is love to be removed, The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead was a one sentence pasta that won't be missed anyway, and Otis the Rapist was pretty much a pure NSFW pasta.

But the removal of 2 particular trollpastas of mine kind of made me pissed. Firstly, Winnie the fucking piece of shit was removed, and I can only assume it was removed due to the high amounts of NSFW content in it. However, it did have a lot of creepypasta parody in it, and was one of my better ones. And I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO IDEA why My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 was removed. Not only was that my most popular trollpasta, but, in my own personal opinion, it was my best one. And it's not just my pastas, I've seen other decent trollpastas get the chop while dozens of shitty ripoffs, one sentence pastas and pure NSFW pastas go on untouched.

Yes I know, I'm just some butthurt mediocre trollpasta writer, but the fact that trollpastas with genuine effort put into them are being removed, and the fact that they're taking this quality control so far ON TROLLPASTA WIKI, is just irritating.

kthxbai

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