User:Spooneadz

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It'sa Me! A'Spooneads!

Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.

Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "Spooneads" or else Murder!

Pastas that I made!

Pastas I have planned

  • NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
  • Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
  • EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
  • NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
  • ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

List of things I hate!

  • pEoPlE tHaT tHiNk TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is CoOl Or CrEePy. It's just annoying.
  • That fucking "Sticks and stones" rhyme.
  • Rad-Fems that complain about every single thing they can by calling it sexist and patriarchal, thinking they're always right because they use the label "feminist."
  • Self Service Checkouts. Fuck those things.
  • People that think sex is evil and anyone who has it is unclean and evil.
  • The other end of the spectrum. People who think that sex is everything and the only purpose in life.
  • The following words: enjoy, irresistible, fraction, selfie, swag, twerk (this one makes me cringe), guys, bird (when used to describe a woman), booty, Legos (the plural is LEGO! No s!)
  • People that call you a "wannabe hipster" when you have a different opinion of them, or like something they've never heard of.
  • Blow Dryers in public bathrooms. Those things are noisy and fucking useless.
  • People that bombard you with "YOUR OPINION NOONE CARES!!!!" when you state your opinion on something.
  • People who think shouting "fuck her right in the pussy" is funny. That was funny ONCE. Then it got beat down and buried into the center of the Earth.
  • Misuse of the word "literally". It happens all the time and even I've done it a couple of times.
  • Misuse of double negatives. "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" So... someone's got time for that?

Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about!

Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:

  • My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666
  • NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!
  • TEH EVUL EXAM!!!
  • Winnie the fucking piece of shit
  • Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)
  • THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!

Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?

Probably one of the following

  • Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
  • Littlest Pet Shop Theory
  • Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...
  • so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg

What's your favorite game?

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

How old are you?

As of January 25th 2014, I am 16.

Pepsi or Coke?

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:

  1. Pepsi Max
  2. Coca-Cola
  3. Coca-Cola Cherry
  4. Coca-Cola Zero
  5. Coca-Cola Life
  6. Pepsi Diet
  7. Diet Coke
  8. Pepsi

Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

Do you like being a brony faggot?

Oh very much so!

My Trollpasta OC's

SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!!

Funniest Trollpasta

PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI

Most Unreadable Trollpasta

ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X

Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta

undecided

Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!)

undecided

Best Name for a Trollpasta

Sonic super sexy horny basterd drew pickles wii 694 ass patrixxx molestia secret pronz shack poopoo and then a skeleton popped out

Most legitimately scary Trollpasta

undecided

Worst Shitpasta

Scooby Doo Theory

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